What's the worst food....

[Skoal37]

that makes your farts smell worse than Bigfoots dick? I mean like dead fucking seagulls!

For me its when I eat a small bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, my farts smell like absolute ass. I know the norm is chinese food and spicey food. Garlic mashed potatoes also makes my farts smell like shit as well. How bout you guys?

 

[PowerPlayPicks]

Subway Meatball Marinara Foot Long! Clear the Neighborhood!

 

[Skoal37]

Subway Meatball Marinara Foot Long! Clear the Neighborhood!

bwahahahahaahh I'll have to order that next time to clear my neigborhood! good shit man!

 

[billhill999]

Have one of my triple cheese burrito omelets.
PO69's armpits smell like a rose garden next to one of those egg farts.

 

[Skoal37]

Have one of my triple cheese burrito omelets.
PO69's armpits smell like a rose garden next to one of those egg farts.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, egg farts are the worst dude. But I fucking let them rip about once a week. good shit brother, keep em coming!

 

[billhill999]

Saw the doctor last week for a routine physical.
He told me, 'Bill, you have to eliminate the eggs from your diet'
I said, 'Why, cholesterol to high?'
He said no, your cholesterol level is fine, it's your farts that are killing me'

 

[quantumleap]

Chinese buffets with lots and lots of cauliflower and broccoli.

 

[Skoal37]

lol.....yea dude! u know aht for me as well. any type of fucking granola bar makes me blow ass like u would'nt fucking believe!

 

[roadreeler57]

Cabbage

 

[Rickey-B-Rickey]

Rickey farts never smell. They move too fast.

Although I did have a hot dog one time when we were playing at Cincinnati. Marge Schott wouldn't let them throw the old ones away.

 

[kingbill]

The Worst for me isn't even food, if I spend the day drinking Espresso then switch to Guinness it's deadly...it comes out cold

 

[Willie99]

chili dogs, smells like I have a fucking dead animal decaying in there

 

[THEDIRTYHUSTLER]

that makes your farts smell worse than Bigfoots dick? I mean like dead fucking seagulls!

For me its when I eat a small bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, my farts smell like absolute ass. I know the norm is chinese food and spicey food. Garlic mashed potatoes also makes my farts smell like shit as well. How bout you guys?

LMFAO! This is a great subject LOL! With that said if I eat raw fish and drink beer look out america or eat the lobster ravioli in pink sauce at the local italian joint my farts will peel paint off of the wall I swear I can make the room warm! If I am near you and I rip a warm one you are pretty much fucked!

 

[C-Gold]

For me I can't even really think of a food, but if I drink 8-12 beers one Thursday/Friday or Saturday night, the next morning they smell like hiroshima.

Those next morning beer farts are putrid, maybe it's a mix of the beer and the shit food I eat before I pass out, but they wreak.

 

[Nefariouschick]

sloopy joes. looks like grannies after death shit con pan.
lol

 

[Factor15]

Ice Cream. Im lactose intolerant and the result is deadly gas

 

[FearTheRaven]

sauerkraut on thanksgiving with a few beers.

I cleared out the living room last year and was watching the game by myself.

 

[steaktartar]

boiled chicken and mustard

 

[hater]

tommy burgers or tacos from tj

 

[donkeybucks]

I'm cautious of the egg farts now. I one time stumbled upon a smell in which I thought egg salad sandwhiches were in the making and it made my mouth water. Turned out to be just an egg fart.
I still craved for an egg salad sandwhich though afterwards.