whats the manliest thing you have ever done for a piece of tail?

[NES]

I saw this really hot brown waitress in a bar while I was out on a date with this other girl, I whispered into the waitress's ear that I was with this chick but I would much rather be with her. I gave her my phone number and laid a big smooch on her. In the bag, I tore that little 90 pound ass and 10 pound titties a new asshole. I felt pretty manly for pulling that one off.

 

[barman]

Yep...nothing more manly than ripping a new orifice into a female half your size.

When I grow up I want to be NESADVANTAGE

 

[MikeB]

Bought a chick a PS 3, she said she didn't like it, threw it out, and she bought a Nintendo.........Better?

 

[NES]

You are right my friend, pretty much nothing beats it.

 

[NES]

Bought a chick a PS 3, she said she didn't like it, threw it out, and she bought a Nintendo.........Better?

I want you out of my thread right now sir.

 

[JakeT.]

Did you and devilwoman have a 2nd date?

 

[RobFunk]

Bought a chick a PS 3, she said she didn't like it, threw it out, and she bought a Nintendo.........Better?

:lolBIG:

 

[NES]

Did you and devilwoman have a 2nd date?

No, she is a biter plus Im not too in to american chicks.

 

[barman]

No, she is a biter plus Im not too in to american chicks.

Holy cow...The SheBar is a biter, too.

I got spots on my freaking back, boys, that look like the redshirt security guys in the Star Trek episode who got trapped by the salt vampire.

 

[Mr_Mark]

I saw this really hot brown waitress in a bar while I was out on a date with this other girl, I whispered into the waitress's ear that I was with this chick but I would much rather be with her. I gave her my phone number and laid a big smooch on her. In the bag, I tore that little 90 pound ass and 10 pound titties a new asshole. I felt pretty manly for pulling that one off.

sweet

 

[donkeybucks]

I teased this chick one time about marrying her and she gave me all the sex one can handle. At times I couldn't keep with this chick she wanted it so bad all the time. Anyways, I broke it off after about 4 months.

On a side note, I don't recommend teasing the marriage thing as they can get awfully pissed off when you break it off.