Whats the ludest live sexual act you've ever witnessed ??

[RupertPupkin]

When I was 19 , I went to Amsterdamn for 2 weeks .... Man I saw and did some wild shit down there , but the story that sticks out was ...

A woman having sex with a 6 foot long LIVE boa constricter , she put about 2 feet of snake head first up her twat ......It was to say the least

amazing.

Can anybody top that ??

 

[CaptainBone]

I don't think I can.. The most lude I remember getting was sex in my pool with all kinds of people in it or at a park in broad day light. In the park it was blatantly obvious. In the pool, not so much. ; )

As far as seeing anything lude... I fell asleep once on the floor on my best friends brothers' room at his apartment at a party and I woke up to one of the sweetest asses I've ever seen about 20 feet away from me getting plowed. That was an awesome night because I ended up joining in while under an induced drunken slumber.

Gotta love hot whores.

 

[Buster]

I don't think I can.. The most lude I remember getting was sex in my pool with all kinds of people in it or at a park in broad day light. In the park it was blatantly obvious. In the pool, not so much. ; )

As far as seeing anything lude... I fell asleep once on the floor on my best friends brothers' room at his apartment at a party and I woke up to one of the sweetest asses I've ever seen about 20 feet away from me getting plowed. That was an awesome night because I ended up joining in while under an induced drunken slumber.

Gotta love hot whores.

did you guys cross swords?

 

[PornoPaul]

Your kidding right? Do I need to answer this?

LOL

 

[KruderD]

Your kidding right? Do I need to answer this?

LOL

This excludes you paul

 

[RupertPupkin]

I was trying to smoke you out of your hole with this thread Paul , now that I've got your attention , Lets hear it ... Drop it on us !

 

[Boxslayer]

I was trying to smoke you out of your hole with this thread Paul , now that I've got your attention , Lets hear it ... Drop it on us !

Is it pronounced Pup-kin, or Poop-kin?

 

[RupertPupkin]

Pup-kin ........ Just like in the movie "The King Of Comedy" , starring Robert Deniro

 

[CaptainBone]

Nope. No crossing swords here. We did a few switches, but I never encountered his cock anywhere near mine.. making sure to stay on opposite ends and opposite sides while switching. Don't mind a good ol' tag team as long as his cock isn't anywhere near mine. : )

 

[BrockLee]

I came home early from work one day and walked into my bedroom and came face to ass with a gleaming white ass bouncing up and down, on top of my girlfriend. The gleaming white ass belonged to her ex-boyfriend. It has been nine years and I still cant get that image out of my head!

 

[RobFunk]

I came home early from work one day and walked into my bedroom and came face to ass with a gleaming white ass bouncing up and down, on top of my girlfriend. The gleaming white ass belonged to her ex-boyfriend. It has been nine years and I still cant get that image out of my head!

Thats terrible. I remember one of my X's breaking up with me and calling me up on a friday and saying on the phone how she had a date and it was "Going to be a long FUCK'N night" . What a cunt.

 

[CaptainBone]

Damn Brock, I'm surprised you didn't do anything... Did you just leave?

 

[BrockLee]

Ya I just turned and walked out, I was in shock. A couple hours later I started coming up with ideas of what I should have said or done, but at the time I was just speechless and dumbfounded.

 

[Paddywack]

Ya I just turned and walked out, I was in shock. A couple hours later I started coming up with ideas of what I should have said or done, but at the time I was just speechless and dumbfounded.

That would have been a perfect time to stab a sword though his back and impale both in one go.

 

[catpaws]

I came home early from work one day and walked into my bedroom and came face to ass with a gleaming white ass bouncing up and down, on top of my girlfriend. The gleaming white ass belonged to her ex-boyfriend. It has been nine years and I still cant get that image out of my head!

Isn't that a quote from brothers Mcmullen or something?

 

[CaptainBone]

I had a boss who told me the same type of story as the one brock had and he reacted in a similar fashion. I think it's pretty much either beat the shit out of the guy in anger or do nothing in shock.