What would you do on the Real World?

[GimmeDattt]

My buddy is going to be on an upcoming season of the Real World. He is a typical Jersey guido. Parents bought his car, loud mouth, lots of hair gel etc. He wants to do something on the show that will get him some fame and he can be remembered for and he can enjoy while he is doing it.

I figured where better to get some crazy ideas then here, we got the basics covered but we need some real crazy shit. I know you sick fucks can probably think of something to send this poor kid down into reality TV history.

 

[seriousaddiction]

Kill someone


If he wants to get racy, then maybe kill a minority , homeless person, or old man

 

[steaktartar]

tell the guinea to suck a black guys cock in the shower.........about the show i have no clue

 

[seriousaddiction]

Hes just gonna have to knock someone out...the only part of real world i ever remember are the good KOs

 

[Devilwoman]

Walking around naked, fighting, or fighting naked ought to do it.

 

[billhill999]

My buddy is going to be on an upcoming season of the Real World. He is a typical Jersey guido. Parents bought his car, loud mouth, lots of hair gel etc. He wants to do something on the show that will get him some fame and he can be remembered for and he can enjoy while he is doing it.

I figured where better to get some crazy ideas then here, we got the basics covered but we need some real crazy shit. I know you sick fucks can probably think of something to send this poor kid down into reality TV history.

Sounds like your typical Bergen County wise guy wanna be.
I grew up in Cranford, we you at?

 

[C.P.]

with all that gel he should be a human butt plug...that should work

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Hes just gonna have to knock someone out...the only part of real world i ever remember are the good KOs

like the black queen slapping that weird chick?

 

[seriousaddiction]

^yup...or when they were in like Paris...that one meat-head KO'd his roomate

 

[NES]

Get caught jerking off in somebody's food.

 

[NES]

Or sleep with everyone's toothbrushes tucked inside your boxers.

 

[NES]

Urinate in the bathroom sink.

 

[Maggiore]

Rape a roommate

 

[DennizdaMenace]

I seriously would wait when no one was around and whiff all the hot girls pantys and shoes..I would work on banging the hottest one too..If you saw me in public you may think I was normal and not ugly..I only express my true inner illness here at THERX

 

[NES]

yeah yeah yeah we heard the story Dennis, we know you are a sick fuck but actually i think you are on to something. Sniffing the girls panties and only getting caught by the camera and not the girls themselves would be hilarious. Either that or throw poop grenades either would be a good watch.

 

[RaoulDuke]

Wouldnt recommend hitting anyone you wouldnt want to get kicked off the show. Have to agree walking around naked and banging roomates will get you some notoriety. Shit guys from last season are touring around hosting partys and shit all they did was bang roomates and girls from clubs.

 

[kidslick]

make sure he has enough cheezy shirts to wear everyday

stupid stuff like this




I hate everyone shirts.................lol

 

[DennizdaMenace]

reference throwing poop grenades..eat lots of fiber or they blow up in your hand and do not clear your hedges..

 

[shdw01]

Seriously, have him grab an rx t-shirt and wear that fucker everyday! We would love to see that on MTV!

to get known....seriously has to have sex a lot or get into fights.....maybe have him break a lot of stuff in the house in pure rage....he will pay for the damages but they will show on the show right before commercial.

 

[Devilwoman]

Crack.