I to this day have never watched a full length porn, for some reason I lose interest after the first three minutes.
I always skip to the doggy anal portion. If it doesnt have that, it sucks. So no porn is longer than 3 minutes to me just the same.
And why do they have so much porn with two guys in it?! (anything with more than one guy in it was obviouslly made for gay people.) I mean really, who in the hell has that fantasy. Two chics are better than two dicks.
Even more reasons a porn can suck:
Anytime it shows the guys face: Who in the hell wants to see this?! Keep it gonzo, keep it 2009.
Condoms: Why god. Why.
Girls who dont shave their junk: Shit is like betamax to me. They still make you?!
Vids where the guy talks during the act: Please bro I didnt tune in to hear you talk. Stfu, pump the chic and earn your 200$ like a good pup. Loser.
Chics who don't make use of the money shot let the crap fly all over: Listen hun, don't be in the biz if you can't handle the jizz.
Jules Jordan: It's amazing how lame this guy is. Please retire.
I'm sure there is other stuff, but thats all I got for now.