Not to topic but true story -- A Bud related that he had passed out at a party, and awoke to find a guy pissing on him. Pisser had the DT's, didn't know what he was doing. Still, my friend punched his lights. Had to laugh bigtime at this one. Many bad breaks in life, but imo getting pissed on ranks right up there
a buddy of mine was drinking at a bar and a guy who he didnt know started talking to him. he wanted to take my buddy home. this guy said that his wife always wondered what it would be like to have a guy who she didnt know climb in bed with her while she was sleeping and start making love to her. the guy said he wanted to watch my buddy and his wife make love. of course my buddy declined but i always wondered if this guy ever talk anyone into doing this.
a buddy of mine also had a neighbor who was one wild chick. he was sitting at the table talking to her and her husband was sleeping on the sofa. from where he was sitting, he could see him sleeping. she crawled under the table and was giving him a hummer. he said he couldnt push her away but was praying that the husband wouldnt wake up. then one night he was in his yard and she told him to put his pee pee through fence and she would take care of it. well he did and she was going to town but he heard door open and it was his wife coming out and he pulled away just in time and neighbor ran back in houe. she said what are you doing and he said taking a piss. he said he couldnt hold it and piss is good for the garden. but he said she is the best neighbor a guy could have. she just cant get enough c--k
met a girl at a strib club a few years back. We were there for a buddy's bachelor party, she was there with some friends to see what a strib club was like. Long story short, she was pierced top and bottom. I don't really see the point in it, I mean if those parts need metal stabbed through them for you to feel something... but anyway, top wasn't so bad, but bottom I didn't like I swear to you - because it tasted metallic. Plus it just didn't seem right - the little bar she had rammed through there would slide some when I was servicing that area, it was a giant distraction for me. But she liked it, so hey.
And this girl looked awesome in fishnets and thigh high boots, which made me realize I might have a boot fetish so I didn't complain.
And this girl looked awesome in fishnets and thigh high boots, which made me realize I might have a boot fetish so I didn't complain.
Rox, one was a girlfriend, we weren't really in love or anything. Shared her with a friend for her birthday. Another time two women came uo to me in a bar and invited me home with them. Another time a girl approached me and a friend and ask us to go home with her. And finally, a gf, wanted to be with another woman, so we found one. All in all, it was pretty cool.
<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR title="Post 1920681" vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 align=middle width=125>Judge Wapner</TD><TD class=alt2>Rox, one was a girlfriend, we weren't really in love or anything. Shared her with a friend for her birthday. Another time two women came uo to me in a bar and invited me home with them. Another time a girl approached me and a friend and ask us to go home with her. And finally, a gf, wanted to be with another woman, so we found one. All in all, it was pretty cool.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Judge......the topic was wildest..........not everyday events......:howdy:
btw...if you think i am going to share my wildest....your nuts:lolBIG:
Judge......the topic was wildest..........not everyday events......:howdy:
btw...if you think i am going to share my wildest....your nuts:lolBIG:
