As we close out the year 2006 and start anew with health and fitness goals for 2007, I sit here and asky myself why?
It all started with Thanksgiving and the tender, juicy slices of turkey, the mashed potatoes, the stuffing/dressing, the warm dinner rolls, all kinds of gravy, pies, yams, desserts. On to Christmas with more cakes, cookies, dips, drinks, family, friends and spirits.
I said hell, I can get used to this eating and drinking non-stop. It feels good to load up on the good eats, kick back in the recliner like a bloated beast and watch football.
Now that its all over with and we start the new year fresh, looking to trim away the few extra pounds brought on by the holidays, I have other ideas.
Over the year, my weight has flucuated up and down, up and down, mostly according to season. My lowest weight for 2006 was 160 pounds cut and my heaviest was 200 chubby. Currently sitting at 180 average.
What I have found out by experimenting with rapid weight loss and gain in short amounts of time is that it wrecks havoc upon the system.
So this year, starting now, my goals have changed. I want to see if I can get up to 300 lbs by December 31st of 2007. Thats right, I'm going fat.
Going to stop working out all together and eat and drink whatever I want, whenever I want to see what it would be like to be a large, happy mammal. I'm already in a euphoric state of mind just thinking about all the junk I will be consuming and how fun it will be to pack as if it were Thanksgiving and Christmas day, every day.
I have 120 pounds to gain the in the next 11+ months to hit 300 pounds and come January 1st of 2008 is when the next step will come in and that will be to lose the 120 gained, but first things first.
I want to see what it will be like to live life as a large, happy mammal for a year and plan on doing so immediately. Have a large pizza pie on the way over as I write this loaded with extra cheese and pepperoni and it all starts now.
300 pounds, here I come. Wish me lucks. Thank you.
It all started with Thanksgiving and the tender, juicy slices of turkey, the mashed potatoes, the stuffing/dressing, the warm dinner rolls, all kinds of gravy, pies, yams, desserts. On to Christmas with more cakes, cookies, dips, drinks, family, friends and spirits.
I said hell, I can get used to this eating and drinking non-stop. It feels good to load up on the good eats, kick back in the recliner like a bloated beast and watch football.
Now that its all over with and we start the new year fresh, looking to trim away the few extra pounds brought on by the holidays, I have other ideas.
Over the year, my weight has flucuated up and down, up and down, mostly according to season. My lowest weight for 2006 was 160 pounds cut and my heaviest was 200 chubby. Currently sitting at 180 average.
What I have found out by experimenting with rapid weight loss and gain in short amounts of time is that it wrecks havoc upon the system.
So this year, starting now, my goals have changed. I want to see if I can get up to 300 lbs by December 31st of 2007. Thats right, I'm going fat.
Going to stop working out all together and eat and drink whatever I want, whenever I want to see what it would be like to be a large, happy mammal. I'm already in a euphoric state of mind just thinking about all the junk I will be consuming and how fun it will be to pack as if it were Thanksgiving and Christmas day, every day.
I have 120 pounds to gain the in the next 11+ months to hit 300 pounds and come January 1st of 2008 is when the next step will come in and that will be to lose the 120 gained, but first things first.
I want to see what it will be like to live life as a large, happy mammal for a year and plan on doing so immediately. Have a large pizza pie on the way over as I write this loaded with extra cheese and pepperoni and it all starts now.
300 pounds, here I come. Wish me lucks. Thank you.
