What is the stupidest place you ever got you dick stuck in?

[NES]

And dont act like you never stuck it where you shouldnt.

 

[whalewager]

well considering you are the mostes stupidest person I know...

YOU

 

[NES]

Anybody ever stick their dick in one of these as a kid?

Always wanted to but never had one and was embarassed to rape my friends "water weenie".

 

[steaktartar]

when i was 10 or so the card board toilet paper roll......just put shaving cream inside

 

[NES]

And you had trouble getting it back out?

 

[Jack Herer]

A friend's wife.

 

[whalewager]

mother in laws meat loaf

 

[kingbill]

A pitbull -

 

[RaoulDuke]

vacumn cleaner

 

[pubguy]

Had mine stuck in here til it started raining.

 

[NES]

For extra credit, has an animal ever bitten your wiener?

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Kinda glad I am the only one that voted my zipper

 

[Nadtwist]

My sisters third ear.

Don't ask.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

That's better Nadhugger.

you have come so far after just 1 day.

 

[PBR]

The pickle slicer at work.

I got fired...and so did she.

 

[NES]

ha ha ha fucking PuBeR

 

[LIONSJUNKIE]

Yer Mom

 

[NES]

oh buuurn

 

[Nadtwist]

That's better Nadhugger.

you have come so far after just 1 day.

Happy happy joy joy

I guess


arty:

 

[ScottL]

Idaho -4.5