What is the most wretched fart you have ever landed on someone?

[Timetopay]

I bombed some heafty middle age broad today after I threw down some cajun chicken from the mall food court.

Had to go to Sears you use their bathroom cause no way I was gonna shit at the food court one and had no shot of making it back to office. Bathrooms were by the vacuum cleaners and some lady was minding her own business looking at one and I purposely stopped and let out a cloud of rancid. It was horrible and the good shit was is where i was you couldnt tell who did it.

:cripwalk:

 

[teazeman]

let one go at the kenny chesney concert on saturday that smelled like it came right thru a turd on the way out. had to vacate the area and watch the reaction from afar.

 

[kingbill]

I farted in Gyno Row at a strip bar...it cleared the row...the poor stripper thought none of the Guys like her...

 

[PO69]

TTP, it is the QUALITY of your threads that is amazing, NOT the quantity

 

[GreenDoberman]

I ate at one of those Brazilian steakhouses once. Afterwards, we went to Jillian's, which is a bar with a bunch of arcade games. I let one go and about 10 guys left the games they were playing and walked out of the room, some of which cost up to $5 a pop. I'll never forget the look on this one guy's face as he left the baseball game and looked over at my friend who he thought did it. He had this angry, disgusted look like he was going to punch him. I was laughing hysterically.

 

[HarryCaray]

I farted in the shower yesterday morning and it smelled so bad I rewashed my hair for fear of it smelling like shit.

No joke.

 

[RupertPupkin]

Back in 96' , We took a ski trip up to Killington , me and 2 buddies. After a weekend full of micro brews and beef jerky we went to a fancy restaraunt to eat ... The special was wild boar and venison steaks ... Well I always like the gourmet dishes and I had some extra helpings of the Wild Boar. On the way back to the Cabin , I let loose a few bombs that stopped the car and actually the last one , they made me get out and walk the final 100 meters to the parking lot. To this day , my buddies in Vermont fear the Wild Boar Farts like no other.

 

[festeringZit]

Back in 96' , We took a ski trip up to Killington , me and 2 buddies. After a weekend full of micro brews and beef jerky we went to a fancy restaraunt to eat ... The special was wild boar and venison steaks ... Well I always like the gourmet dishes and I had some extra helpings of the Wild Boar. On the way back to the Cabin , I let loose a few bombs that stopped the car and actually the last one , they made me get out and walk the final 100 meters to the parking lot. To this day , my buddies in Vermont fear the Wild Boar Farts like no other.

Rupert,

I grew up in Vermont, and used to ski Killington all the time.

Though, I never had the privilege of trying their Boar...