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I got busted stealing a Mach3 in a Walmart once, its not that I didnt have the money really it was just for sport never would have guessed that they were going to nab me.

I'll tell you whut, there is nothing more uncomfortable than being escorted out of your Mom's favorite grocery hole hancuffed and with a cast up to your nutsack. $200 bucks and they didnt even let me keep the razor.
 

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N 50'15'S off the back of a 67cougar(i think this was the make long time ago) with two other friends(i was 14).......was 4 in the morning we were stealing tires and we are almost done guy is just standing there in his front yard watching us with a shotugn....real lucky he didnt shoot us........long story short...he didnt call the cops we put tires back on the car he got our information( we were scared and actually gave him our correct names) and called our parents....i wish he would have called the cops
 

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N 50'15'S off the back of a 67cougar(i think this was the make long time ago) with two other friends(i was 14).......was 4 in the morning we were stealing tires and we are almost done guy is just standing there in his front yard watching us with a shotugn....real lucky he didnt shoot us........long story short...he didnt call the cops we put tires back on the car he got our information( we were scared and actually gave him our correct names) and called our parents....i wish he would have called the cops

LOL that will scare you straight for sure, atleast he got a free tire rotation out of the dea.
 

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a case of certs from walgreens when i was 12. I mean the whole damn case with like 24 packages in it, lol
 

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I steal beers from parties when I'm hammered but thats about it. I was only caught once when I was making my escape and one fell out and busted open and started spraying everywhere. No one seemed to care though.
 

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I steal beers from parties when I'm hammered but thats about it. I was only caught once when I was making my escape and one fell out and busted open and started spraying everywhere. No one seemed to care though.

This heartless act makes you worse than Dsethi and WVU combined. :toast:
 

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Didn't get caught but I still remember it. 1984, Senior year in HS, after smoking some bud, we decided to order a pizza and run off with it after it was delivered. The guy pulls up, I grab the pizza and run like hell around the block with him chasing me. I guess the adrenaline kicked in because he never caught me. The funny part was when I got back to the house and opened the box the pizza looked like one big pile of dough and cheese from running with the damn thing. Of course when your stoned who cares really.
 

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What are the odds that they both had machetes...? lol
 

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