What is the first thing that pops in your head when you are done whacking off?

[NES]

poll coming

 

[NES]

a couple paper towells to the side of your stroke station should be considered standard preperation. Are you not a premeditated stroker sooner?

 

[BeatPete]

sticky fingers


:drink:

 

[NES]

i have jerked off to anything on tv since I got my laptop. Im spoiled now, minimal two "tube" movies rolling at the same time. Strategically set where my girl can catch me jerking off but not see what Im watching. I always secretly hope she'll catch me and get turned on by it.

 

[festeringZit]

The real question is if you use your right or left hand to
do the stroking?

or both?

 

[billhill999]

^
Left (and I'm a righty)

 

[NES]

right handed in under a minute in a half

 

[ZJP6050]

^
Left (and I'm a righty)

same, wtf.

 

[TomGshotput]

In the morning: "snack"
In the evening: "sleep"

(and that first one is completely unrelated to the recent production)

 

[BranFlakes]

I need to go to Walmart and get new socks!:think2:

 

[WorldNumberOne]

where did i put the shop vac ?

hope this doesnt effect my keyboard....

 

[Scoops]

I wish 2girls1cup was still free

 

[quantumleap]

what's the line on the (insert game here).

 

[averageg]

Gotta close all the window tabs and delete history.

 

[GasMan]

i have jerked off to anything on tv since I got my laptop. Im spoiled now, minimal two "tube" movies rolling at the same time. Strategically set where my girl can catch me jerking off but not see what Im watching. I always secretly hope she'll catch me and get turned on by it.

Weird...I was certain you were going to say "But Father O'Leary..I said 10 Hail Mary's already"

 

[gynecologist]

"man what was I thinking"


hahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[Nadtwist]

Come on mom...At least help next time

 

[steaktartar]

the great gazoo