What happened to Uno?

[Devilwoman]

Or is he lurking around here some where?

 

[whalewager]

hes having a nut implant nes

 

[Jack Herer]

Uno, I just solved your dilema. Rxers won´t make fun of you anymore.

Or you could get one of these and never ever lose your keys again...

 

[Devilwoman]

hes having a nut implant nes

He is having a Nes nut implanted?

 

[Devilwoman]

advising from own experience I suppose?

Yes..Jack nuts implanted in his ass.

 

[Devilwoman]

i knew it! thank you dw... that i love about u, always a quick reply

lol...that's because I have nothing else to do.

 

[NES]

He lost his other ball in a bottlerocket fight and is too embarrassed to come here and post as "ZERO".

 

[shdw01]

I see Uno pop in once in a while.

I think he is just too good for the RR now-a-days

 

[Devilwoman]

I thought it was the fourth of july freak naked twister accident.......:think2:

 

[Devilwoman]

Uno pops in my ass once in a while.

I think he is just too small for my ass now-a-days

Chopity chop chop

 

[Jack Herer]

advising from own experience I suppose?

I have both nuts, you can ask your girl...

 

[Devilwoman]

I have both nuts, you can ask uno...

fixed...just like uno.

 

[shdw01]

Chopity chop chop

Zero chance you are a girl. Smart responses only come from dudes (or Xpanda....RIP).

This makes me rethink your whole "B" thread. You must be sick, and that must've been fun for you.

ope:

 

[Devilwoman]

No I am a smart woman. Sorry that this makes you feel inferior...

 

[NES]

She is is a girl with man smarts.

 

[Devilwoman]

She is a girl with man farts.

chop it

 

[NES]

Well thats more believable than you having man smarts I was just trying to be nice because I love you.

 

[Jack Herer]

please specify which one... i dont wanna question all of them

I said girl, the one you pretend to date even though everyone knows you're gay. When you say "which one", the queers you hang out with, even though they are very feminine, they are not girls.

 

[Jack Herer]

hmmm your comebacks are getting more lame... Why are you so worried about my sexuality? Is this a kinda repressed psychological thing that Im missing? Hmmm... actually I dont hang with dudes much, is just not that fun. If you must know by best friend is in NYC and he was my main partner in crime, the other one who still lives here is always broke so fuck him. I prefer to be surrounded by ladies all the time, I just have the knack to do so, Im sorry you miss being around girls so much, cant help u on that department, well actually i could but i wont

Not interested in your personal life, I don't care about the only two friends you have, don't care about you rollerskating, too bad your bf is in NYC, not interested if you fuck your broke friend. Thanks for sharing but please keep it to yourself.

 

[Jack Herer]

You are the easiest target in here, you get all worked up over bullshit on an internet forum, that's why people keep taking shots at you. Keep laughing, I guess you haven't realized you are the joke.