The 3 midgets were getting old and they realized that there lives were gonna come to an end soon. They were all sad when they realized that no one will ever remember them. They would leave no legacy. After days of thinking how they can be remembered, one of the midgets exclaims, "I GOT IT!! I know a way that we will be remembered forever!!" He looks at the midget to his right and says, "look at your hands...you must have the smallest hands in the world"!!! He looks to the midget on his left and says, "look at your feet....you must have the smallest feet in the world!!!" Then he tells the 2, "and as embarrassing as this may be, I think I have the smallest pecker in the world.....lets go down to the Guiness Book of World Record headquarters and get remembered!!!!! Sure enough, they go down to the Guiness Book headquarters the next day. Midget #1 goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a huge smaile on his face waiving a huge banner and screams, "I am gonna be remembered!!! I have the smallest hands in the world!!!!"..... Then Midget #2 goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a huge smaile on his face waiving a huge banner and screams, "I am gonna be remembered!!! I have the smallest feet in the world!!!!".... Finally midget #3 goes in....5 minutes pass and nothing....10 minutes pass still nothing.....45 minutes pass and hes still in there....Finally midget #3 comes out of the headquarters with a frown and no banner and angrily yells.....
....."WHO THE HELL IS RAIDERS????!!!!"
LOL... Good job MC.