What do you do with a turd that's 60% complete?

[levistep]

I've got one right now and i'm about to go play tennis.

 

[whalewager]

sounds like something a soccer player would say

 

[bdubs]

push that shit out and clean the back of the bowl cuz you know it's gonna go everywhere.

 

[levistep]

I forced it out, and to my surprise, it was about 85% formed and was only a 1 whiper.

 

[kidslick]

anyone ever shitt in the SHOWER

just curious

 

[bdubs]

ok, this whole thread is TMI... ucking:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Should've forced it out and eaten it.

 

[donkeybucks]

Yeah, I agree. It could have been recycled and eaten again. Pick out the pieces like the corn and peanuts. The corn can be recooked with tonights dinner and the peanuts can go out on the coffee table for all your guests.

 

[aceduecetrey]

Shower......no

One time I shit myself while getting a blow job

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I shit myself on the golf course, playing with my girlfriends father. 100 degrees, hung over as fuck and we were only on the 14th. Longest hour of my life.

Knew I shouldnt have smoked that cigar on the 1st tee.

 

[punter]

I can only say (as a geezer) whatever problems that you guys have with defication, it will get much worse.

 

[billhill999]

Shower......no

One time I shit myself while getting a blow job

Ever cut the cheese when your partner was rimming you?

 

[slick69]

Sweat the turtle head all over your white tennis shorts.

 

[billhill999]

 

[wiesman02]

If you look at that long enough, it starts to look tasty

 

[WVU]

Notice the shit is so much easier to find in the snow, making Iceman's winter job a breeze

 

[Kornholio]

what the hell is a 60% complete turd? I have absolutely no idea what that means

 

[fucnluc]

what the hell is a 60% complete turd? I have absolutely no idea what that means

A turtle head. You feel like you gotta shit but you know that motherfucker isn't gonna come out completely.

Pull a Whitney Houston, have your wife strap on some gloves and rip that shit out.

 

[GasMan]

I shit myself on the way home from work. Was actually trying to get the deadbolt open on the door and sharted, but it was more like a shit with a fart mixed in. Ate at Chilis earlier that day...thing was is I was clipping along the last stretch of road to my subdivision doing aobut 60 (35 mph limit) and some mother ****** in an old beater pulls in front of me and goes 20, costing me a very valuable minute or two. I could not pass. One lane each way and too narrow and traffic, turns, a bridge, etc. Chucked out the underwear and sent the pants to the cleaners with shit all over them..

:fatboy:<------about what I looked like in the garage trying to get the door open.

 

[quantumleap]

I accidentally farted when I sneezed this weekend. If there was a turtle head present I would have given birth to that bad boy during my sneeze.