What do you do when you happen to run into your X-Girlfriend?

[RobFunk]

Assuming you have no kids together

A. ignore her / pretend you didnt see her
B. Try to set up a score for old times sake
C. Ask her for 10 bucks to go to the dog track
D. Ask her how she has been, wish her well
E. Insult her so she feels like a pile of crap

Or did I miss something

 

[beetman]

Two words: Cleveland Steamer

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

I invite her to tea.

 

[BASEHEAD]

RF...if youre with your new GF you: A

If you are not with your new GF and shes hot you: B

If you are by yourself and broke: C

If you are by yourself and she simply not hot: D

If she dumped you after cheating on you and youre with or without your new GF: E

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Uh, usually after we break up I don't take them outta the freezer for at least a few years. After that, it's not so awkward.

 

[RobFunk]

Hmm pretty strong reasoning Base.

Skins, what freezer? Are you one of these crazy guys. I hope you are not a suspect in a future episode of psychics who solve crimes.

Use 'aggrandizing' in a sentance. Lovely.

 

[kingbill]

Look at her and say "Oh snap, they let you out of prison? Um I Hope everything is well, yeah um I live far away and I'm just visiting Vancouver, so there is no need to look for me...ah are you still on your meds?"

 

[RacerX]

Assuming you have no kids together

A. ignore her / pretend you didnt see her
B. Try to set up a score for old times sake
C. Ask her for 10 bucks to go to the dog track
D. Ask her how she has been, wish her well
E. Insult her so she feels like a pile of crap

You can actually do them all in this order
D. Ask her how she has been, wish her well
B. Try to set up a score for old times sake
after you tap it...
C. Ask her for 10 bucks to go to the dog track
E. Insult her so she feels like a pile of crap
A. ignore her / pretend you didnt see her

Man, nothing better than hitting the ex. Best sex period.

 

[RobFunk]

Yeah, I used to really be into sex with the X. But now I cant stand any of them.

KB, "ah are you still on your meds?" :lolBIG:

 

[kingbill]

There's a reason they are Ex's, wish her well move on, there are MILLIONS of single women in the US, don't waste time on a broken relationship.

 

[Arodd]

quesiton is very situation-specific.
Clearly, if you are fuckin hammered (like i am when i usually run into ex-hookups), all i do is try to get them to suck my dick again. enough said.

 

[gynecologist]

I have always been a sucker for easy pu ssy.

 

[cosmokram3r]

I ran into my ex the other day, hot as Cambo one... i just worked the magic i did when i first met her and once again i hit that and had a great nite! Guess it depends on the terms u brake up on... wif ours i got bored with her but i said that im having emotional issues or sum shit lol my friend was telling me what to say

 

[whalewager]

Tell her I am in love with my wife and to please stop playing with my snake.

 

[kidslick]

the last time i saw my ex , i hooked up with her, and ate that p***y like it was my last fukkin meal..

she still has the best tasting P***y I ever had in my life, but a total money hungry physco


true story I really made her feel good about herself when i let a friend of mine fuckk her on the pool table while i was telling her how muched she loves it


yeahh i know im fukked up but he was going through some tough times, trying to help him out

 

[WCBias]

This is happening to a good friend of mine right now. He and his ex broke up over 10 years ago on fairly unpleasant terms, but they used to fuck like rabbits...everywhere. One of those passion relationships.

He's got a girlfriend now that goes with him everywhere. He was at a club a few weeks ago and one of his friends comes up and says he got this really hot chicks phone number. He invites my friend and his girlfriend to come meet her. It's his ex! He hadn't seen her for 10 years and was stupified so he played dumb and acted like he had never met her before. She did the same. They went out for three years!

Last weekend he and his girlfriend bumped into her on the boardwalk in San Diego. Of course his girlfriend recognizes her. He really wants back in there and thinks he could because he caught her staring him down at the club a few times, but he has a girlfriend now...

A veritable quandary indeed. Think he should go for it?

 

[SkinsRaj28]

the last time i saw my ex , i hooked up with her, and ate that p***y like it was my last fukkin meal..

she still has the best tasting P***y I ever had in my life, but a total money hungry physco


true story I really made her feel good about herself when i let a friend of mine fuckk her on the pool table while i was telling her how muched she loves it


yeahh i know im fukked up but he was going through some tough times, trying to help him out

hahahahahahahahahaha

SNAP

 

[Journeyman]

the last time i saw my ex , i hooked up with her, and ate that p***y like it was my last fukkin meal..

she still has the best tasting P***y I ever had in my life, but a total money hungry physco


true story I really made her feel good about herself when i let a friend of mine fuckk her on the pool table while i was telling her how muched she loves it


yeahh i know im fukked up but he was going through some tough times, trying to help him out

:monsters- come again?

 

[oldirtyku]

I run like hell. I usually owe them some loot... GET AT ME...

 

[kidslick]

:monsters- come again?

that's as true as it gets j-man, i thought after this happened , you know she would return the favor with one of her friends, never had that threesome

my friend was going through a divorce