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LMAO

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Some funny sh1t goes on here!
 

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Meet Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man, whose hobbies include table tennis, wrestling and shooting dogs. A top journalist for the state TV network, he's in the US and A to offer his own unique take on the American dream. Although obviously comfortable in the presence of naked men, Borat is something of a 'ladies man'. But despite his obvious attractions - he can carry a woman against her will for one mile and his hràng is big "like a can of Pepsi" - interested women should be warned. If you betray him, he will crush you.
 

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Hey, groovy American! I have much sorry of my small brother Borat. He come here looking at girls. Always same, looking at girls. Keep your women away, at home.

Why he can not look after the camel, I don't know. She has big eyes, good hair and smell real fine.

If you looking at Borat with pink eyes and you want him, American mans, then I say no! You cannot have him. He once speak with man on chatting forum internet place like this and man he promise everything - dollars, house (with windows!) and a rotary-head cat polisher! Yes dream comes true. Only pink American man want to having man love with my brother! No! Bad man!

So treat Borat fine. He has much love, no wiseness.
 

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Welcome Vzdar,
You're brother is quite the ladies man. I hear he has three wives from the forums - Clevfan Sagdiyev, ID Sagiyev and Major Sagdiyev.
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He dirty like dog. Chasing lady and sniffing in the private parts. lander, you not pink man who chase my brother, you are?

If you is pink man and you wanting him, I fight you and am hitting you with sticks...big ones!

A clever man says to me one time "only the dung is quiet at the food table"...yes?

thinking you are knowing what I am meaning!
 

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Nope, the pink man is some guy from Canada ..

they don't get much sun up there.
 

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Tight like a man's ass? LOL. How do you know when it is time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Long time is pass since we speak before, Borat. I have growing moustache because my bed camel is thinking I am looking like lady man.

Butching up my faces.

Back in the villages we are seeing you being big time film rock star! But you are forgetting your family in the hills. When are you sending us bags of rice and dog noses like you are promising before?

Keep away from the American pink men, they are wanting only one thing - to make your anus less tighter!

Shlamivaz, Borat, and may your dog shootings be happy!
 

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It is great to see you to brothers Posting!! ..Welcome to the RX Vzdar NICE to have you here!
 

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I am liking your names Dante. I am learning the French from the fat Red Cross womans in our villages. You names it means cow-egg, yes?

i am never seeing a cow-egg, but I am thinking it is pretty.
 

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Borat

Keep your anus tight. The camels do much hard work and deserve their pleasure with you.


VVV
 

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nice job of cleaning up rx, lmfao! sick is better as these two fake names anyhow: Vzdar and Borat
 

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