I have done it twice. Once while living at home, needless to say my mother wasn't happy when she had to clean it up in the morning. Other time was in one the Marriott's in NYC (I think the one on the east side of Manhattan). Flew into town for a house warming party for a client who owns half the floor below Trump in the Trump Tower. Needless to say this party was well done. Ended up going out with his son after the party ended and just got completely wrecked. They had an ice sculpture at the party out of which they made martinis (there was a hole at the top and the vodka funneled down the ice into your glass), I must have had 8 or 10. Then we go out and keep going. I was puking in the toilet and was so wasted I missed and hit the tub. Had to wake up at like 5 for a flight. My wife had puked all over the side of the bed and the floor, she was still in her dress. Good times and BOY did that room smell.
I have some good puking stories.
Once puked on a guy's computer after splitting half a tab of e with someone.
Puked out a window of a buddy's apartment onto a homeless guy.
Fell asleep in a catcher's stance for about 3 hours in front of a toilet while puking.
My wife, after puking in our bed, peed at the end of the bed in our extra room. That one is the best and funniest story.
I have some good puking stories.
Once puked on a guy's computer after splitting half a tab of e with someone.
Puked out a window of a buddy's apartment onto a homeless guy.
Fell asleep in a catcher's stance for about 3 hours in front of a toilet while puking.
My wife, after puking in our bed, peed at the end of the bed in our extra room. That one is the best and funniest story.
Those are pretty good. :lol:
I once threw up on a raccoon. My brother use to have an alcove in the center of his apartment building where a raccoon would sneak in through a hole under the building. He would always come in there when the light would come on because my brother would feed him through the window.
One night we go out drinking and we come back to his place. I go to the bathroom because I feel sick from drinking SoCo, so I open the window to get some air and I stick my head out. The raccoon comes in and paws his way up the wall towards the window thinking he was getting fed and BOOM...... that's when I nail him.
We never saw him again.
that is fantastic.
My wife's story is good, we were at a friend's wedding earlier in the night. Another friend's GF decided she wanted to do tequila shots and talks my wife into doing them with her. ends up having like 6 or 8 amongst other drinks and is just wasted. We get home and she just collapses across our bed, fortunately the covers were pulled down. I try to get her up and she doesn't move so I go to change. I come out of the bathroom and I start to see her moving like she is going to puke so I try to get her off the bed, no luck, she pukes on the bed. I get her off the bed, undo it, clean everything, put it in the washer and she goes into the bed in our extra room.
About 3 hours later we are sleeping (she is still in her dress) and I hear her wake up to go to the bathroom. Instead of going to the bathroom she goes to the end of the bed, pulls back the duvet, hikes up her dress and sits down like it is a toilet. I look up and the following conversation ensues
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"blah blah blah."
after I pick her head up off her knees, I hold her head up and say "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"SHUT UP. I'M PEEING!"
"[insert name] YOU'RE PEEING ON THE BED. GO TO THE BATHROOM."
