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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/flora-nicholas/ben-carson-loses-brain-su_b_8295908.html

LONG overdue, I'm so tired of being thinking that he was qualified to be POTUS because of that title, like the one has much to do with the other. Notice he won the bat crazy poll tied with several others.

Ben Carson Loses Brain Surgeon License After Making Numerous Brainless Comments

Posted: 10/14/2015 5:20 pm EDT Updated: 5 minutes ago






Photographer: Gage Skidmore
The Medical Boards for all 50 States in the Union announced today that they have revoked Ben Carson's medical license and will no longer allow him to operate as a brain surgeon any where in the U.S. And they cited as their reason Carson's mental and intellectual challenges -- otherwise known as the propensity to sound like a total and utter nutcase.
In a joint statement, the Medical Boards said: We have been increasingly concerned about the gibberish emanating from Mr. Carson's cerebrum. We cite by way of example his belief that the holocaust could have been prevented by armed German citizens, that straight people go into prison and come out gay, and that Obamacare is the worse thing to happen to the country since slavery.
We are therefore suspending his medical license in any state where he is qualified to practice. And should he choose to come out of retirement and re-apply for credentials, we will not allow him to operate on people's cerebrums, or indeed cerebullums, limbic systems and brain stems, until he can demonstrate that his own are in fully working order."
While appearing on The Really Bad Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer, Ben Carson said: "I'm very disappointed to hear this news and I categorically deny I'm crazy. I think this is a concerted effort by Dr. Gregory House, Dr. No, Dr. Who and Dr. Doolittle to undermine my candidacy for the Presidency and I am therefore going to ignore it and carry on with my campaign regardless."
In his defense, Carson also highlighted comments made by other Republican candidates for the Presidency too. "Listen, Donald Trump thinks he can deport 11 million people back to Mexico and then get Mexico to pay for a wall to stop them coming back in.
Carly Fiorina believes she can run the entire United States of America even after running little old HP into the ground.
And Ted Cruz doesn't want to work with Democrats to get things done, and yet he told Fox News in 2012 that he's prepared to work with Martians! I mean seriously, if I'm a loony tune, these folks must be too."
Unfortunately for the Republican party, Carson's assertions have been borne out by the latest Real Clear Polidicks opinion poll. On the question of which Republican candidate is the most "bat shit crazy", Ben Carson is tied in equal first place with Donald Trump, Carly Fiorina, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, John Kasich and Rand Paul.
The poll was conducted earlier this week, it had 330 million respondents and no margin for error.
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Carson says a lot of dumb shit. That's why he's so well liked at this sub forum by the wackos.
 
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That article is satire. Finchy, your stupidity continues to amaze me. I actually fill bad you, bud. This might be a new level of embarrassing.
 
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You libtards don't like him because he's black, and you're fucking racist.

It's funny how you wackos all use that same response.....some sort of payback for people calling Obama haters racist. You guys are very limited in your comebacks.

"Libtards" "trolls".....blah blah blah.

And none one of the changes the wacky shit Carson says.
 
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It's funny how you wackos all use that same response.....some sort of payback for people calling Obama haters racist. You guys are very limited in your comebacks.

"Libtards" "trolls".....blah blah blah.

And none one of the changes the wacky shit Carson says.

I take a week off, and come back, and you've been here every day all day long posting your stupid inane blather.

What a wonderful life you have. Loser.
 

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I take a week off, and come back, and you've been here every day all day long posting your stupid inane blather.

What a wonderful life you have. Loser.

Damn.... I forgot the " you're here too much comeback". Ok, so you have 3.

I always wonder why you only point to me, when Joe and many in the offshore forum are here more than me. Oh never mind, I already know why.....you're a piece of shit hypocrite.
 
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Quality stuff......chief

What do you want me to say? Your response didn't warrant a serious response. If you'd like a serious opinion I'm happy to give you one.

The idea that someone could lose their license to practice medicine because they share opinions that some view as absurd is frightening. That's some scary shit. Luckily, this story is satire. Hopefully everyone with an iq over 75 knew that.
 

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What do you want me to say? Your response didn't warrant a serious response. If you'd like a serious opinion I'm happy to give you one.

The idea that someone could lose their license to practice medicine because they share opinions that some view as absurd is frightening. That's some scary shit. Luckily, this story is satire. Hopefully everyone with an iq over 75 knew that.

I don't care how you respond really....but you sometimes act like the posting police, and for you to say " whatever you say chief" is not only stupid......it makes very little sense. If you really can't comment on something why even post that? The passive aggressive style posting is unnecessary.

Everybody knows that Ben Carson had said a lot of crazy shit over the past few years.....I didn't think posting the quotes was necessary for you to be able to comment on them.

After reading past the headline everybody knows it's satire.
 
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I don't care how you respond really....but you sometimes act like the posting police, and for you to say " whatever you say chief" is not only stupid......it makes very little sense. If you really can't comment on something why even post that? The passive aggressive style posting is unnecessary.

Everybody knows that Ben Carson had said a lot of crazy shit over the past few years.....I didn't think posting the quotes was necessary for you to be able to comment on them.

After reading past the headline everybody knows it's satire.

Your post didn't warrant a response because you didn't include his quotes. It didn't warrant a response because it wasn't really relevant to my post. I stated it's satire and Finch is an idiot for not realizing it. You decided to respond with the article is nonsense but Carson says some head scratching stuff. Not sure what I'm supposed to say to that other than okay?

And as Ace pointed it out, it's very clear that Finch had no idea this was satire.

LONG overdue, I'm so tired of being thinking that he was qualified to be POTUS because of that title, like the one has much to do with the other. Notice he won the bat crazy poll tied with several others.
 

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I don't care how you respond really....but you sometimes act like the posting police, and for you to say " whatever you say chief" is not only stupid......it makes very little sense. If you really can't comment on something why even post that? The passive aggressive style posting is unnecessary.

Everybody knows that Ben Carson had said a lot of crazy shit over the past few years.....I didn't think posting the quotes was necessary for you to be able to comment on them.

After reading past the headline everybody knows it's satire.

It’s called mocking. It’s what you deserve. You have never conversed with anyone sensible on here without being an agitating ass.

And to make matters worse, you are boorishly redundant.

How many times can you say Joe is psycho , Acebb is a wacko and Russ and I are old.

I realize your vocabulary is limited but geez you’re boring.
 

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It’s called mocking. It’s what you deserve. You have never conversed with anyone sensible on here without being an agitating ass.

And to make matters worse, you are boorishly redundant.

How many times can you say Joe is psycho , Acebb is a wacko and Russ and I are old.

I realize your vocabulary is limited but geez you’re boring.

How many times can you post idiotic pictures that nobody finds amusing but you? You are the king of repeating the same shit over and over again. In fact, this is about the 20th time you've said I'm redundant.....wouldn't that be redundant?

I've had plenty of normal conversations here with people....but the usual dumb fuck idiots get the treatment they deserve....and you are at the top of the dumb fuck list.

Your age doesn't make a difference, you've been an idiot since horse and buggy.
 

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That article is satire. Finchy, your stupidity continues to amaze me. I actually fill bad you, bud. This might be a new level of embarrassing.

Can't believe he fell for this...or maybe I can. It was obvious that it was satire, unbelievable anyone would fall for it as fact. Just got home and I needed a good laugh
 

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It does seem like he fell for it. Otherwise he wouldn't have said "LONG overdue", unless he would say that sarcastically?

Crazy
 

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