Well I Know This Was Posted A Year Ago

[Buster]

but every search function i have tried turned up nothing...so here is the follow-up,she is now suing the airline


Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept

A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.
The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states.
Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action.
The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment. The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes.
Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on decent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.
When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.
The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping.
The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.​

 

[MikeB]

Alright...Ill say it first....

Thank you for flying the "Friendly Skies"

 

[donkeybucks]

I've heard about pizza places where guys jerk off on your pizza and then send it on its way to be delivered to your door.

 

[Darkness]

we need a pic.... hurry before i blow my load!!

 

[Darkness]

Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept

The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.​

Doesn't the protein give her an extra shine and bounce???

 

[Buster]

we need a pic.... hurry before i blow my load!!

i wish there was one but..

" The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment. The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes."

 

[Buster]

here are some bizzare tales

A 32-year-old man has been arrested in Wiltshire for allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamp-post.
# Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover
# Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced

The incident is the latest in a spate of bizarre sex crimes involving inanimate objects.



A police spokesman said officers were called to a road in the town of Westbury on February 16 after they received a report of a man acting indecently outside a block of flats "occupied by several young women".

When they arrived they arrested him on suspicion of outraging public decency.

The man was released on bail, but following an investigation into the incident and several interviews with witnesses - including children - he was recalled for questioning. He has since been re-released pending further inquiries.

The Wiltshire police spokesman said: "We are awaiting a decision as to whether there should be a prosecution".

The incident echoes a similar case last week when a Polish contractor was caught on his knees with a vacuum cleaner in a hospital staff canteen.

A security guard walked in on the man in the middle of a compromising act with the Henry Hoover appliance. He later claimed he was cleaning his underpants. He has now been fired.

Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.

He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".

In 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Dear Miss Flyer,
I'm sorry for messing up your hair, I did not mean to.

Sincerely,
Green Dobe, er, Anonymous.

 

[HarryCaray]

How the fuck do you have sex with a bicycle? I mean, what specifically do you fuck? Unless it has a big banana seat with a rip in it...

 

[Buster]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

 

[JakeT.]

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

A fucking table?

 

[Buster]

A fucking table?

forgot the link with mugshot

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=105778

 

[Buster]

mugshot of partner

<a href="http://s163.photobucket.com/albums/t284/buster65photos/?action=view&current=table.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t284/buster65photos/table.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

[GreenDoberman]

That guy should sue the guy who taped him on DVD for invasion of privacy. Provided of course it was on his own property and not in plain view.
If it was in the park, well, then it's just wrong.:lolBIG:

 

[1cheater]

"Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states."






How did they verify the semen? Taste? or smell?

 

[hm2.0]

Some guys will pork anything that moves...or doesn't move.

Darn, at least do some fruit...or something that might resemble the feel of a woman. :hump::Carcajada:

 

[quantumleap]

Man arrested for sex with street signs

Verle Peter Dills was arrested for having sex with street signs. He was caught pulling his gerkin in another person's yard. What do you expect for a man named "Peter Dills". Is that a stage name I wonder?

Do you suppose it was a MERGE sign he did it with?

If it was a STOP sign could he also get charged with forcible entry?

http://jalopnik.com/cars/stop-means...arrested-for-sex-with-street-signs-285080.php

Sioux Falls police arrested 60-year old Verle Peter Dills on Tuesday after he was caught performing an unnamed sex act in another resident's yard. The Argus Leader reports that while searching his home, police uncovered a "large amount" of video showing Dills masturbating to and having sex with various traffic signs. Dills is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six separate acts of public indecency.