A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."
"How did you manage to do that?"
"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
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Playing Poker with the Rent Money
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor.
"You didn't do it, did you?"
"I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."
"How did you manage to do that?"
"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
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Playing Poker with the Rent Money
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor.
"You didn't do it, did you?"
"I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
i feel for you EverFresh. i've been divorced twice, and it hurts. just hang in
there. i know that's easy to say and hard to do. focus on positives. don't make drastic changes. don't bet over your head. in fact, betting less, and watching games to clear you mind might be the best advice. we all feel for you.
good luck.:howdy:
there. i know that's easy to say and hard to do. focus on positives. don't make drastic changes. don't bet over your head. in fact, betting less, and watching games to clear you mind might be the best advice. we all feel for you.
good luck.:howdy:
