1. Eliminate penalty kicks to determine a winner. Instead, just expand the goals for every overtime. The goalie can't possibly cover that much ground. The game will be over in no time.
2. Get rid of those fucking flutes that sound like a swarm of bees. I mean honestly, the game is already annoying as it is...those dam flutes just make it more annoying.
3. If the game is tied at 0-0 or 1-1 going into the 3rd half, have a guy with a clown suit run down on the field right in the middle of play, and throw in an extra ball just to create complete chaos. Do you play offense or defense? You decide.
4. If England is losing, have the WAGS run out to the center of the field and do a strip tease just to distract everyone.
5. Take out the goalies and design a little volcano. First player to make it in the hole makes the volcano erupt and a little whistle will go off, just like at the miniature golf course. The team is automatically made the winner and given a free pass for their next game.
Enjoy your soccer guys. Just having a little fun with ya!
2. Get rid of those fucking flutes that sound like a swarm of bees. I mean honestly, the game is already annoying as it is...those dam flutes just make it more annoying.
3. If the game is tied at 0-0 or 1-1 going into the 3rd half, have a guy with a clown suit run down on the field right in the middle of play, and throw in an extra ball just to create complete chaos. Do you play offense or defense? You decide.
4. If England is losing, have the WAGS run out to the center of the field and do a strip tease just to distract everyone.
5. Take out the goalies and design a little volcano. First player to make it in the hole makes the volcano erupt and a little whistle will go off, just like at the miniature golf course. The team is automatically made the winner and given a free pass for their next game.
Enjoy your soccer guys. Just having a little fun with ya!
