Warning About Anti Ageing Cream

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I asked One of the Kids to buy Her in Doors an Xmas present and I nearly choked when I had to give Her £155 for a tub of this stuff. Anyhow, I read the label and it said it got rid of wrinkles in 24 Hours, I dont want to waste time typing why I got to this stage but I thought I'd dip my Genitals in the Cream as a sort of experiment to see what come about. When I awoke through an Alcoholic haze this Morning and went to the Toilet I had forgotten about the cream and the top of my Penis nearly exploded whilst trying to have a piss, my foreskin had shrunk like a cheap T-shirt leaving the eye hole the size of a needle. Looking down, I was confronted with with the sight of my nutsack looking like the chin of a shagging Frigate Bird.

These Creams should be banned and People told that they shouldnt rub them on their Genitals . :drink:

 

[G.MONEY]

I asked One of the Kids to buy Her in Doors an Xmas present and I nearly choked when I had to give Her £155 for a tub of this stuff. Anyhow, I read the label and it said it got rid of wrinkles in 24 Hours, I dont want to waste time typing why I got to this stage but I thought I'd dip my Genitals in the Cream as a sort of experiment to see what come about. When I awoke through an Alcoholic haze this Morning and went to the Toilet I had forgotten about the cream and the top of my Penis nearly exploded whilst trying to have a piss, my foreskin had shrunk like a cheap T-shirt leaving the eye hole the size of a needle. Looking down, I was confronted with with the sight of my nutsack looking like the chin of a shagging Frigate Bird.

These Creams should be banned and People told that they shouldnt rub them on their Genitals . :drink:

I feel sorry for your Daughter when she Rubs it on her face after your balls have been dipped in it.........:scared:

 

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I forgot to say, Her in doors now wants me to bring the Tub back to the Shop because it smells like dried semen. I cant think where that come from. :smoker2: :drink:

 

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Gee,
Its Her in Doors present. arty:

 

[teazeman]

fell off the fcuking stool laughing at this shit, too too funny winbet.

 

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Dont worry about my foreskin Gee, HAPPY NEW YEAR. arty:

 

[G.MONEY]

Dont worry about my foreskin Gee, HAPPY NEW YEAR. arty:

:missingte :drink:

 

[JudgeWapner]

Win is on top of his game.

 

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If ever I visit Costa Rica I will say to the tourist guide,
OI YOU, FUCK OFF WITH THIS ISLAND HISTORY SHIT. SHOW ME WHERE JUDGE DRINKS arty: AND THAT SMART BASTARD SLIM. arty: :drink: