Waisting Water....

[Devilwoman]

Wasting Water....

So my husband likes bottled water. He keeps drinking like half of one and just leaving it sit. The other day he had one he only took one drink out of it...I was like WTF dude? Quit wasting water. He said I will waiste you...it tastes like soap. I said it's probably your fucking upper lip....I will shove this bottle of water up your ass. Then I thought hot soapy water = enima. I said I will microwave it and heat it up and shove it up your ass and squeeze and give you a fucking enima. He looked at me like I was crazy, but at least he didn't say anything else.

 

[C.P.]

try anger mgmt. classes...:think2:

 

[Devilwoman]

I wasn't angry at all.

 

[Devilwoman]

There may have been a part where I said he would shit all over himself too.

 

[steaktartar]

wasting...unless he has unique way of intaking the water

 

[Devilwoman]

Great! You are right.

 

[steaktartar]

Great! You are right.

ope:

 

[JudgeWapner]

Shoot Nes in the head. Won't solve the problem but you will feel better.

 

[shdw01]

Tell him his fucking breath is stink cause he doesn't use enough toothpaist

 

[NES]

They brush their teeth with Crystal Meth in Mo.

 

[steaktartar]

They brush their tooth with Crystal Meth in Mo.

spruced it up for ya

 

[NES]

 

[C.P.]

I just throw up in my mouth a little...hno:

 

[Jack Herer]

I was eating yogurt.

 

[NES]

I was eating hot yogurt through a meat-straw.

Seriously Jack, this statement deserves its own thread.

 

[Jack Herer]

Hahaha. You're so gay. How did you even come up with that?

 

[Devilwoman]

His breath doesn't stink and he brushes his teeth regularly. Yes he has all his teeth too.

 

[Jack Herer]

His breath doesn't stink and he brushes his teeth regularly. Yes he has all his teeth too.

What about right after he goes down on you? I bet his breath stinks.

 

[Devilwoman]

If it stunk, do you really think he would go down on me?

 

[Jack Herer]

Yes he would. Guy has bad taste in general.