WASHINGTON (Reuters) - With the U.S. presidential election approaching, late night television comics are poking fun at the candidates. Here are some of the lines broadcast on Thursday:
NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":
"Today Sen. John Kerry introduced his plan to reduce oil prices, he said he's going to marry a rich Saudi Arabian princess ...
"Kerry said he likes rap and hip-hop, and he also reiterated his stand on equal pay for bitches and ho's ..."
CBS's "The Late Show with David Letterman"
"Last night President Bush raised $1.5 million in Washington D.C. at a fund-raiser, $1.5 million ... it's all part of his program 'no cash left behind'."
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NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":
"Today Sen. John Kerry introduced his plan to reduce oil prices, he said he's going to marry a rich Saudi Arabian princess ...
"Kerry said he likes rap and hip-hop, and he also reiterated his stand on equal pay for bitches and ho's ..."
CBS's "The Late Show with David Letterman"
"Last night President Bush raised $1.5 million in Washington D.C. at a fund-raiser, $1.5 million ... it's all part of his program 'no cash left behind'."
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