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Man Finds Used Condom In Southwestern Whopper, Sues Burger King


Van Miguel Hartless is suing the owner of a Rutland Burger King after biting into a Southwestern Whopper that contained a used condom. When Hartless complained to the manager, he "laughed off the incident."
Hartless said during an interview Thursday that the second and last time he visited the Burger King in Rutland was on June 18 when the lure of a home-style hamburger brought him to the restaurant. "At that time they were promoting the Southwestern Whopper. Being from Texas I was excited. There's not a lot of spicy food here," he said.
Hartless, who moved to Fair Haven two years ago, said he didn't recognize anyone working at the restaurant and as far as he knows, no one in the restaurant knew him.
But while he was ordering his meal, he said the woman taking his order gave him a hard time about doing the order his way.
"I asked for a Whopper with jalapenos and hold the onions," he said. "The girl told me they didn't have jalapenos but the last time I was in there they gave me jalapenos. When I said that, she told me that they never carried jalapenos. I told her that was fine, but she pulled out a list and said, 'Like you see, we don't carry them.'
"When she read back my order a few minutes later it was wrong," he added.
Frustrated, Hartless said he sat in a booth to wait for his meal. From the angle of the booth, he said he couldn't see the kitchen or the person preparing his sandwich.
When his order was ready, he said he took it home with him to Fair Haven where he sat down to dinner with his spouse and stepdaughter. He said after making his gruesome discovery, the rest of the sandwiches were searched but no additional objects were found.
Hartless was rightly incensed by the manager's crass reaction: "That's the part that upsets me the most, is that he laughed about it." Burger King's official reaction was similarly insensitive. They sent an apology less than a week after the incident that concluded: "Hope you come back and have more pleasurable experience." The urge to think "Attention Whore! Frivolous Lawsuit!" is mitigated because Hartless submitted to a polygraph test and seems genuinely troubled. The poor guy was plagued by nightmares, the kind you do not have unless you suffer from post-traumatic stress syndrome:
"I know it sounds kind of funny now but I had dreams where I would be doing random things and whatever I was holding would turn into the hamburger or the condom."​
 

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I am calling bullshit on the guy's story. Just another fuk looking for a payday. Sure, these places always keep used condoms around for just such an emergency.
 

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I found 4 or 5 condoms in the bottom of my wife's purse this morning when I was digging around for money. I mean how dumb can she be? I had a vasectomy like 8 years ago.
 

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Sure, these places always keep used condoms around for just such an emergency.

I always do. Keep at least one sitting on my desk at all times, makes people uncomfortable and gives me power over the situation.
 

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I am calling bullshit on the guy's story. Just another fuk looking for a payday. Sure, these places always keep used condoms around for just such an emergency.

I don't know...I'm convinced if you've eaten at a fast food restaurant more than 100 times in your life you've probably eaten some teenagers spit. Fry cook bangs a cashier on the late shift tosses the condom somewhere. It's a lot more plausible than a finger in your chili.
 

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I found 4 or 5 condoms in the bottom of my wife's purse this morning when I was digging around for money. I mean how dumb can she be? I had a vasectomy like 8 years ago.

About that... my bad dude. No hard feelings I hope.
 

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Ah the MLFP special, enjoy.

And all this time they have been charging you extra for the used condom, bet you are feeling pretty cheated about now eh little buddy?
 

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I found 4 or 5 condoms in the bottom of my wife's purse this morning when I was digging around for money. I mean how dumb can she be? I had a vasectomy like 8 years ago.

Damn...hahaha
 

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I don't know...I'm convinced if you've eaten at a fast food restaurant more than 100 times in your life you've probably eaten some teenagers spit. Fry cook bangs a cashier on the late shift tosses the condom somewhere. It's a lot more plausible than a finger in your chili.

If you're eating takeaway during peak hours the worst you'd realistically have to worry about is eating stuff dropped on the floor or staff not washing their hands. If you're ordering a pizza during peak hours there's even less to worry about since they're not going to drop anything and the pizza is cooked after the staff handle it.
 

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