Haha I have a good joke for all of you happily married gentleman. (which I'm assuming is few).
Two men are talking about verbal slips they had. The first man says "yeah, I was at the airport the other day and I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh, but the women had big so I said, Can I get two Pickets to Titsburgh."
The other man says, "that's funny the same thing happened to me last night, I was sitting at the dinner table with my wife of 10 years and I meant to say Hey Baby can you pass me the beans but instead I said, FUCK YOU BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
Two men are talking about verbal slips they had. The first man says "yeah, I was at the airport the other day and I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh, but the women had big so I said, Can I get two Pickets to Titsburgh."
The other man says, "that's funny the same thing happened to me last night, I was sitting at the dinner table with my wife of 10 years and I meant to say Hey Baby can you pass me the beans but instead I said, FUCK YOU BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!