Hey Trying to Find a winner, you really suck sh*t.Why the fvck do you throw your burger money away?
Have you ever won before?
Who taught you how to pick a side let alone a winner?
Do you owe money to your credit card from losing bets?
Do you owe any loansharks money?
Does your mother know you are a loser?
If you were at a casino playing roulette, could you pick the right color?
Have you ever thought of going to Gamblers meetings so you stop betting?
Are you 14 or 15 years old?
What sport is your strongest when putting down somebody eles money?
Do you live in Montana oe Idaho?
Do you have inside information?
Do you know if it is raining or snowing?
If I say it is raining, do you say it is snowing?
Do you own a chalk board from playing so many chalks this year in baseball?
Are you going to post football picks or retire?
Do you think you are a good handicapper?
What is your win %? 30%?
Do you get upset when you lose your money nite in and nite out?
Last, were you adopted by the Animal Protective League?
If not, you sure bark like you were.....
Have another losing day!
Have you ever won before?
Who taught you how to pick a side let alone a winner?
Do you owe money to your credit card from losing bets?
Do you owe any loansharks money?
Does your mother know you are a loser?
If you were at a casino playing roulette, could you pick the right color?
Have you ever thought of going to Gamblers meetings so you stop betting?
Are you 14 or 15 years old?
What sport is your strongest when putting down somebody eles money?
Do you live in Montana oe Idaho?
Do you have inside information?
Do you know if it is raining or snowing?
If I say it is raining, do you say it is snowing?
Do you own a chalk board from playing so many chalks this year in baseball?
Are you going to post football picks or retire?
Do you think you are a good handicapper?
What is your win %? 30%?
Do you get upset when you lose your money nite in and nite out?
Last, were you adopted by the Animal Protective League?
If not, you sure bark like you were.....
Have another losing day!