Top 10 Country Songs

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TOP TEN COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS



10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine


9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With a Few


8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me


7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'


6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win


5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here


4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him


3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger


2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer



1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

 

[hater]

Dear Penis by PO69

 

[pubguy]

How can I miss you when you wont even leave

 

[zeeman]

Fine Mess

 

[NES]

There's a queer in my rear

By Beany McHater

 

[pubguy]

Here's quarter. Call someone who cares.

Bubba shot the jukebox.

Achy breaky heart

 

[NES]

****** Fucker by David Allan Coe

She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherf**ker
Run off with a ******

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever f**k
A greasy ******

He treated her just like a queen
She gave him all my money
It looks like the joke's on me
But I don't think it's funny
That pussy ain't worth payin for
As far as I can figure
Cause there's nothing quite as worthless
As a white girl with a ******

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever f**k
A God damn ******
So for all you ****** lovin whores
This song is just for you

 

[scromagnumman]

her anus puckered..than she died

hot banana peppers...
steaming out her ass...
too many hot dogs...
loaded with all the crap..
knew it was a matter of time...
before her hole gave way...
her anus puckered..than she died

lord how i miss her cabbage farts..
and the smell of her salami burps...
but i guess most of all...
i just miss that girl
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