TOP 10 SIGNS BASEHEAD'S KID WILL TURN OUT TO BE A LOSER LIKE HIS OLD MAN
10) He watches Andy Griffith reruns and thinks Gomer Pyle is "nearly as sharp as George Bush"
9) Needs a calculator when confronted with, "Lets see ... I have 2 pennies and 2 dimes ..."
8) Has a life long goal of beating Basehead's record of 22 yrs as an "Asst Janitorial Trainee"
7) Spends Saturday nites talking with Right Side to learn how to "pick up women"
6) By age 8 can't speak the English Language (well, hang on since Basehead cant neither!)
5) Plays junior football and gets a "Woody" from snapping the ball to the quarterback
4) Called a DICKHEAD by all the neighbor kids and Basehead beams: 'thats my boy"
3) Tells folks in public he is so proud to be Basehead's son
2) Calls Uncle Bblight all the time cause its "good to talk to a man"
1) His first literary school paper he wrote is entitled: "I want to be a Nark @ RX like my Daddy .."
10) He watches Andy Griffith reruns and thinks Gomer Pyle is "nearly as sharp as George Bush"
9) Needs a calculator when confronted with, "Lets see ... I have 2 pennies and 2 dimes ..."
8) Has a life long goal of beating Basehead's record of 22 yrs as an "Asst Janitorial Trainee"
7) Spends Saturday nites talking with Right Side to learn how to "pick up women"
6) By age 8 can't speak the English Language (well, hang on since Basehead cant neither!)
5) Plays junior football and gets a "Woody" from snapping the ball to the quarterback
4) Called a DICKHEAD by all the neighbor kids and Basehead beams: 'thats my boy"
3) Tells folks in public he is so proud to be Basehead's son
2) Calls Uncle Bblight all the time cause its "good to talk to a man"
1) His first literary school paper he wrote is entitled: "I want to be a Nark @ RX like my Daddy .."
