To Hansen Brothers

[Mr.Smith]

if you want to invade france with me, I'm with it.

We don't need anyone else. We can buy some guns and a boat and land in Normandy. Within a couple days we'll be in Paris and France will surrender. Its a piece of cake.

If the US army invaded them, they'd have their hands up within a couple hours.

 

[FunkSoulBrother]

ROFL. Please do it. I'd love to see the French Coast guard haul you two away.

 

[Mr.Smith]

c'mon FSB, do you really think the french coast guard would fight?

All Hansen brothers and I need are some firecrackers and a rent-a-car. france will capitulate within a couple days....

hop on the train if you like...we will have cabinet positions available. some diversity is good.

grantt is not welcome, will be shot on sight in the new french republic.....

 

smith

i'm in!

"they'd have their hands up in the air....."

you forgot one thing, knowing the french men they'd have their bare buttholes stickin' in the air as well!

first Iraq, then France