STEELERS BABY
A Pittsburgh Steelers fan is drinking in a Cleveland bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Pittsburgh baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Steelers fan just shrugs and replies: "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Pittsburgh baby boy."
"He's gonna be a Pittsburgh Steelers football player." Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!"
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says: "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Pittsburgh baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks."
"So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers: "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Steelers fan father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says:
"HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED!!!."
GO STEELERS
A Pittsburgh Steelers fan is drinking in a Cleveland bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Pittsburgh baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Steelers fan just shrugs and replies: "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Pittsburgh baby boy."
"He's gonna be a Pittsburgh Steelers football player." Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!"
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says: "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Pittsburgh baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks."
"So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers: "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Steelers fan father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says:
"HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED!!!."
GO STEELERS
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d1g1td1g1td1g1td1g1tJust an FYI: This is an NBA Parlay of Your Life! Must go 2-0 or you get the rest of their Premium plays sent to for "the rest of your life"...not sure if that matters to any but thought I'd pass it along.
I am NOT trying to peddle ANY business their way...please understand that up front...this is simply an FYI -- Nothing else! Thanks & good luck to all.
really appreciative of Malinsky 6 shooters boys- but he on bad streak, took hit on them but collected on Florida State, loss on Kansas State- thank gods I always play my mans NBA HUGE easy win on Houston- all in all split- malinsky used to be gold with 6* have to watch for while didn't like okie state chalk. But good luck tonight boys! -GMC- ( website picks is Georgetown)
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Just an FYI: This is an NBA Parlay of Your Life! Must go 2-0 or you get the rest of their Premium plays sent to for "the rest of your life"...not sure if that matters to any but thought I'd pass it along.
I am NOT trying to peddle ANY business their way...please understand that up front...this is simply an FYI -- Nothing else! Thanks & good luck to all
They probably won't hit the parlay........They are 0-2 on these lifetime plays
I am NOT trying to peddle ANY business their way...please understand that up front...this is simply an FYI -- Nothing else! Thanks & good luck to all
They probably won't hit the parlay........They are 0-2 on these lifetime plays
