Three shortest books ever written

[vinividivinci]

3. "Italian War Heros"

2. "French War Heros"

1. "Homos (not that there's anything wrong with them) I Met While Sailing"


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p.s. beantownjim where are you they are gangingup on me and idont know howmuchlonger Imcan hold them off. I need some help.

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

Three gay men jumped me last night!!

Two held me down and the third guy did my hair.

 

[winkyduck]

"Dieting and Fitness Tips," by Roseanne

"How to pick up women," by Richard Simmons

A 3-book set: "Proper Bathing and Cleanliness techniques," by the French - "Secrets to Healthy teeth and a White smile," by the British and "How to be a better, safe driver," a collaborative effort by all Asians.

 

[EarlySpeed]

"My Actual Phone book of Contacts"-Railbird

"Females I Have Had Sex With"-jj

"Profitting from Baseball"-T2W

"How NOT to piss people off"-HENHOUSE X2

 

[sds]

LMFAO !!!!!!!!

Too funny.

One other volume for jj :
"Fistfights I've won against 70+ year olds"

that thornbush thread still cracks me up.

cheers
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