this just in

BREAKING NEWS :

<tout> thompson, theerodfather <of sports>, tony <mortal lock>, shawn gotti <L-O-C-K> and dogball <big game specialist> got scared away from the <tout tryout contest> by a 18 yrs old guy from Vancouver B.C., Canada, also known as Crazy Jivin' Ivan.

too funny.

please send your hard earned cash to theedonmarco <of sports>, the best <tout> in the nation, specializing in <big games>, and mortal <L-O-C-K-S>.

 

[VG789]

Maybe they ll come back with an undocumented and imaginary 12-0 night

Waiting for more comic series from Patrick

 

[FunkSoulBrother]

The best part is Ivan went like 2-7 on Tout Opening Day.

 

>Ivan went like 2-7

Yet he would've had the best of it if the 'others' were in...

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"This is the business we've chosen." - Hyman Roth

 

All I know is the tout tryout idea is bullshit and the RX is going to get stuck with some shitty ass touts.

 

'shitty ass touts'....isn't that a bit redundant?

 

Jake, it is obvious that we already have "shittass touts".

The only question was were they balless as well.

I believe that question has now been answered.

The "32-0 set" is conspecious by their absence...

 

jake : you are wrong kid.

rx is stuck with <amateur> and <wannabee> touts like you, dogball, rodfather...

real touts are lawrence, leonard, jim.f, etc.

you guys are just trying to be like them, but you are not up there, yet.

please send your hard earned cash to theedonmarco <of sports>, the best <tout> in the nation, specializing in <big games>, and mortal <L-O-C-K-S>.

 

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as you can see, kid, these are con artist.

you are just a 18 yrs old wannabee.

dogball is a big game specialist wannabee.

rodfather is a cars salesman...or is he ?

you have a lot more to learn, kid.

please send your hard earned cash to theedonmarco <of sports>, the best <tout> in the nation, specializing in <big games>, and mortal <L-O-C-K-S>.

 

IVAN PLAYS FOR SAT MARCH 1

Boston Bruins ML +100 LOSER
Chicago Blackhawks +0.5 +110 LOSER
Minnesota Wild +0.5 +100 LOSER
Edmonton Oilers -0.5 +125 LOSER
San Jose Sharks -0.5 +110 LOSER
Sacremento Kings ML +150 LOSER
Memphis Grizzlies +14.5 (-110) LOSER
Seattle Sonics pk (-110)win
GOLDEN STATE -1 (-110)win

overall tout record: 2-7 or - $28,500**



**based on 5 dime per play

Snake Picks

 

I may not be the best marketer or know the business inside out but in the long run I win money. Some think it's worth the cash to pay me, some don't. But who is gonna pay Ivan for anything? Honestly...

 

One 19 yo kid is as good(bad) as another!

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"This is the business we've chosen." - Hyman Roth

 

yeah, snake, you are a loser kid

and u are going to use this MLB season

where are your plays?

we're all watching you kid, and hope to see you fail

Snake Picks

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FatFrank:
One 19 yo kid is as good(bad) as another!

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"This is the business we've chosen." - Hyman Roth<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The same could be said about stupid comments...

 

>and hope to see you fail

I TOTALLY disagree... I hope the kid makes a million $$$

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"This is the business we've chosen." - Hyman Roth

 

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FatFrank:
>and hope to see you fail

I TOTALLY disagree... I hope the kid makes a million $$$

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"This is the business we've chosen." - Hyman Roth<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks.

 

jake.

i prety much agree with frank.

i wish you become a millionaire one day.

(and find a girl like Zora

)

but this thread is not about that.

it is about selling the air.

lets face it.

you lost money since becoming a tout. so did your clients if you have any.

dogball did the same. oh wait, maybe not, he is like 123-2 on plays he doesnt post here.

rodfather...oh, we all know a thing or two about him.

what you guys all have in common ?

stealing money from stupid people.

but i stil think thats a smart thing, so congrats young fella, and kick the mans ass.

please send your hard earned cash to theedonmarco <of sports>, the best <tout> in the nation, specializing in <big games>, and mortal <L-O-C-K-S>.