Hey you're a Vegas guy, I'm going for the first time in August, bringing a lady friend, she's not a gambler so we'll probably spend a small portion of the trip gambling but the rest is going to be pool, party, sex, sleep, repeat.
What are the clubs like Midweek? Weekends? What are the good ones? Is is easy to get any non-chemical drugs? I've got a friend getting me Cirque tix so we were going to do shrooms and hit that one night...any other suggestions for a first timer...must sees etc.
A cirque show on shrooms will be fantastic. Here's a rundown of the big clubs that have industry night (locals, strippers) off the top of my head:
Sunday: Body English and Light...Sunday sunset at Tao Beach
Monday: Jet, don't know if Foundation room still plays
Tuesday: Pure, Studio 54
Wednesday: I think Tabu at MGM
Thursday: Tao, Tryst (moon and playboy club also trying to get something here)
Weekends are pretty much a free-for-all, all clubs are generally going off but a lot more guys, thats certain. The pool parties are the latest rage...if you are in town with just your lady, you will probably want to skip Rehab, it's nuts. Tao Beach is supposed to be pretty good and relatively mellow compared to the debauchery of Rehab.
Hit me up later in the month, my wife and I are getting a babysitter for the weekend and vacationing down at the strip for the weekend...We're staying at Venetian so I'll be able to give you a better rundown of Tao Beach after I've experienced it first hand.
I know what restaurants I like, but there are so many great ones here it's like throwing darts from three feet, kinda hard to miss.
Here's a fun drinking game my wife and I play whenever staying on the strip. Get your alcohol of choice and order a porn in your room. Take turn calling the money shot (in the mouth, on the back)....the non-caller gets the field. Whoever is wrong drinks. Double shots for each scene if you call anal correctly. Try not to fuck each other until the second movie starts (we just order 24 hour porn so it plays all day) then do whatever they do in the movie. You know, something to pass the time when you are bored.
Connelly reference, fucking spot on. I remember jerkin it to "The Rocketeer" on Disney a couple months ago.
I may have overanalyzed it while ejaculating, but it's all about the dark and full eyebrows for the brunettes. I'm not talking elmo unibrow bullshit, but I'm not talking that spic shit either. You know what I mean, where it looks like the chicks draw a sharpie marker above their eyes like a tranny.
She's got it.
Edit: Way too many masterbation references in this post.
I may have overanalyzed it while ejaculating, but it's all about the dark and full eyebrows for the brunettes. I'm not talking elmo unibrow bullshit, but I'm not talking that spic shit either. You know what I mean, where it looks like the chicks draw a sharpie marker above their eyes like a tranny.
She's got it.
Edit: Way too many masterbation references in this post.
Fuc: Haha, good analysis. I think you're right on there.
WC: I've been invading threads with her for awhile so you might have had to randomly dig to find it, but I've been drooling over this broad for quite a while now.
I think the funniest moment in the theatre for me was the first time she came on screen it was dead silent and not much sound from the speakers and I just let out a "Pshhh" to signify how hot she was. Got a few nods from guys in the area and my friend next to me started laughing, a good time had by all.
WC: I've been invading threads with her for awhile so you might have had to randomly dig to find it, but I've been drooling over this broad for quite a while now.
I think the funniest moment in the theatre for me was the first time she came on screen it was dead silent and not much sound from the speakers and I just let out a "Pshhh" to signify how hot she was. Got a few nods from guys in the area and my friend next to me started laughing, a good time had by all.
The girl is married to Brian Austin Green (David from 90210).
Insanity.
But yeah, she was outrageously hot in Transformers. Great movie, too. Too bad she was pretty annoying in the flick. Whore.
I got her back by cockslapping her in my dreams the other night, though. Twat. Then I woke up crying hysterically. Not sure what that means, but yeah.
Insanity.
But yeah, she was outrageously hot in Transformers. Great movie, too. Too bad she was pretty annoying in the flick. Whore.
I got her back by cockslapping her in my dreams the other night, though. Twat. Then I woke up crying hysterically. Not sure what that means, but yeah.
