This is bad..really bad!

[GreenDoberman]

Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.
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Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.
<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=1 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>The side effects of such changes to the body include:</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="6%">

</TD><TD class=css1 width="94%">Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="6%">

</TD><TD class=css1 width="94%">Lower back pain</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="6%">

</TD><TD class=css1 width="94%">Stress / Anxiety</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="6%">

</TD><TD class=css1 width="94%">Thinning hair / Hair Loss</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="6%">

</TD><TD class=css1 width="94%">Soft / Weak Erection</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="6%">

</TD><TD class=css1 width="94%">Premature Ejaculation</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="6%">

</TD><TD class=css1 width="94%">Eye floaters or fuzzy vision</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="6%">

</TD><TD class=css1 width="94%">Groin / Testicular Pain</TD></TR><TR><TD align=right width="6%">

</TD><TD class=css1 width="94%">Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

 

[mlfp]

Check off the first three for me, we'll see how far down the list I get before my girlfriend gets back. Also I do like that it doesn't offer methods to restore the balance, just tells you it needs to be restored.

 

[mr21]

what is considered excessive?

 

[WVU]

what is considered excessive?

when you are hairless and you don't shave

 

[ChugsMcGee]

"The preceding informational advertisement has been proudly provided by the Catholic Church."

 

[ChugsMcGee]

Thanks D...

I see you caught my 1st draft...I'm all about improvement.

 

[xpanda]

This must be a problem just for men.

 

[ChugsMcGee]

This must be a problem just for men.

Yeah...the only damn side effect women get are sticky fingers....

 

[ChugsMcGee]

Possibly stinky fingers as well I suppose

 

[RobFunk]

The key word here is 'Excessive'.

 

[AndySpainpick's]

the use of condoms will get you to go to hell, fact.

Provided by the catholic Church too.

 

[RupertPupkin]

In lamens terms , What the hell does all this mean ??

 

[mlfp]

In lamens terms , What the hell does all this mean ??

Cut down to once or twice a day I believe, none of this six times bullshit or you'll die.

 

[Rawpimple]

wow 9/9 here....maybe i should cut back....12 step program or some shit...



ope:

 

[mr21]

wow 9/9 here....maybe i should cut back....12 step program or some shit...



ope:

Try some of that generic cialis for #5 and #6. Pop one on Friday and you'll be getting quality wood throughout the weekend (on demand, not continuous)

 

[TTinCO]

This must be a problem just for men.

uppy: I can't believe that no one is touching that one.

 

[mlfp]

Try some of that generic cialis for #5 and #6. Pop one on Friday and you'll be getting quality wood throughout the weekend (on demand, not continuous)

Can you work a clap-on into this equation? And no, I'm not talking about the clap.