Things you've never told your spouse or significant other

[DegenerateDood1]

I banged a black chick(half black) on an AAU basketball trip.

 

[NES]

I may have screwed around over a hundred hookers in less than 2 years(before I met her)

 

[hater]

Considering they weren't $20 skanks, but actual $100 columbians, that's over 10k in pussy unless you got some freebies.

You crazy.

 

[hater]

I banged my cousin when I was 18.

And no, I'm not from MO or related to NES.

 

[NES]

.....the quality varied as did the price. Some were gifts from friends, a couple were complimentary, and sometimes it was 2 or 3 in one night(cocaine is a helluva drug).

 

[Devilwoman]

I banged my cousin when I was 18.

And no, I'm not from MO or related to NES.

Arkansas?

 

[eraser76]

Considering they weren't $20 skanks, but actual $100 columbians, that's over 10k in pussy unless you got some freebies.

You crazy.

you pay for it one way or another anywayz. least hes getting some variety!:toast:

 

[NES]

I have screwed chicks from 8 different countries.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

I have screwed chicks from 8 different countries.

Uuuuuuggggghhhhhh...aaaaagggghhhh.uuuuugggghhhhhh...how big is your dick?...can I have your autograph?

 

[NES]

Around 2.5 inches how about I just give you a free spackeling instead. Read the name of the thread buttface, this is just another thing I cant brag to the wifey about not trying to out-do your panty sniffing ass. Go fuck yourself ColorOdo.

 

[hater]

I have screwed chicks from 8 different countries.

Malawi
Somalia
Yemen
Haiti
Afghanistan
Congo
East Timor
Ethiopia


??

 

[DennizdaMenace]

I`ll suck your bones and eat your brains like jam

 

[NES]

I`ll suck your bones and eat your brains like jam

One of my favorite movies of all time.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

One of my favorite movies of all time.

WOW...I did not know you knew about LEGEND..Mine too homie..great flick to curl up with a chick too..I thought the line would twist your mind and think me some psychopath..Instead you are now my Carnalito, essay, homie..Vatos Locos Forrreeever!!!!

Dude I was just fuckin with you with my first line..tried to get under your skin..and it worked cause you insulted me 3 times in 2 sentences:toast:

We are pals now..But I still have to paste the last pic I had locked and loaded of your last whore

 

[NES]

May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat.

 

[hater]

Looks like greenshoes with dyed hair.

Just sayin'

 

[NES]

Yeah I have only seen it LIKE A MILLION TIMES. I can pretty much recite the whole movie as I watch it, yeah Im real fun to watch movies with.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat.

..:toast:..Your OK in my book Vato Loco..this couldnt of have turned out any better..

Off to bet the 7 oclock games turds..C U Later:howdy:

 

[NES]

I`ll suck your bones and eat your brains like jam

If you are looking for a fight, you have come to the chap who'll oblidge you.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Yeah I have only seen it LIKE A MILLION TIMES. I can pretty much recite the whole movie as I watch it, yeah Im real fun to watch movies with.

Yeh dude same here..Cruise`s most underated flick.....Nice to be stoned and use your imagination an little.

Gotta be the Tangerine Dream soundtrack version too- Adios Puticas