:biglaugh: :howdy: This was so much better when I was a woman."
"Is that rash new? I hope I didn't already give you mine."
"The last time it was this good I went to prison for five years."
"It's not so bad having sex with a fat person."
"I'm sorry I was out of condoms. I hope you don't mind that I'm using saran wrap."
"If I close my eyes I can pretend you're the person I'd rather be with."
"I hope it doesn't come out purple this time."
"Do you have the number for a good jewish bakery in the area? I've really been craving a good kinish."
"I'm sorry for yawning. Gosh, I hope I don't feel asleep inside you."
"Are you like Subway: If I buy a sixth one will the seventh one be free?"
"I love the sounds you're making: they're so much better than the ones my dog makes."
"NOW I remember why you remind me of your sister!"
"NOW I remember why you remind me of my brother!"
"I'm just a bit short of cash. Do you charge by the quarter-hour?" "So, I invited the Penis Judge to come over later..."
"Is that rash new? I hope I didn't already give you mine."
"The last time it was this good I went to prison for five years."
"It's not so bad having sex with a fat person."
"I'm sorry I was out of condoms. I hope you don't mind that I'm using saran wrap."
"If I close my eyes I can pretend you're the person I'd rather be with."
"I hope it doesn't come out purple this time."
"Do you have the number for a good jewish bakery in the area? I've really been craving a good kinish."
"I'm sorry for yawning. Gosh, I hope I don't feel asleep inside you."
"Are you like Subway: If I buy a sixth one will the seventh one be free?"
"I love the sounds you're making: they're so much better than the ones my dog makes."
"NOW I remember why you remind me of your sister!"
"NOW I remember why you remind me of my brother!"
"I'm just a bit short of cash. Do you charge by the quarter-hour?" "So, I invited the Penis Judge to come over later..."
