I farted in an elevator one in DC at a classy hotel. It stunk worse than bad . You could taste it . I booked it out of there when Ingot to 5he ground floor but heard the 2 old ladies gasping for air. Uhhhh they screamed.
another time I lurked in this girls back seat to scare the shot out of her when she got in the car. It workedbut she screamed so lard it scared the shit out of me too. Except it came out in a smelly fart instead. The best part was shutting the door on her leg with her in the car trying to escape the smell. And I wouldn5 let her out for a couple of minutes... pretty cruel, but pretty cool too.
that is all.
another time I lurked in this girls back seat to scare the shot out of her when she got in the car. It workedbut she screamed so lard it scared the shit out of me too. Except it came out in a smelly fart instead. The best part was shutting the door on her leg with her in the car trying to escape the smell. And I wouldn5 let her out for a couple of minutes... pretty cruel, but pretty cool too.
that is all.
