The wife and I are having a hard time coming up with a name for my penis

[NES]

I need a new name for it, Penis Tartar just doesnt sound sexy to me anymore.

 

[GreenDoberman]

The Angry Inch always worked for me.

 

[kingbill]

Joystick

teddy KGPenis

 

[NES]

How about "My Pride and Joy"?

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[NES]

Let's ask this little boy which name he likes.

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[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Shorty..

 

[realestatepro]

Gameboy should work for you.

 

[NES]

Shorty..

Sorry VD but Im from Missouri, you never heard of the Missouri Biscuit Head?

 

[NES]

Gameboy should work for you.

No, but I was thinking about calling it "Wii" or "Wii-wii".

 

[WorldNumberOne]

i've named mine trausersaurus rex .

 

[therookie2b1]

9mm

 

[NES]

How about "The Rock"?

Just because I heard that "Chuck Norris" was already taken.

 

[steaktartar]

your wife still loves penis tartar

 

[whalewager]

call it "hundred dollar limit"

 

[goodcall]

slim jim?

certainly catchy enough

 

[NES]

call it "hundred dollar limit"

How about "taking your kids college fund one hundred at a time".

 

[billhill999]

Junior

 

[MikeB]

"Mr. Happy"

 

[NES]

your wife still loves penis tartar

Thats not what she says.

 

[ClubmanCoop]

Peanut