The Sports Cruncher's 2009 Preseason Week #1 Write Ups

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dude...you'll get judged more for how you bounce back than you will for a losing day. either you had the confidence of bettors to follow you today who will look at you come monday, or no one tailed you and no one gives a shit.

keep doing what you're doing. i enjoy the write ups. even God can have a bad day, as He reminds me every time i look in the mirror to start my day.
 

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Thx guys. What's up, Donger?

I don't care what it is, I don't take losing lightly, lol, I'm very competitive -- ask my family how much they like me when we play cards or Settlers of Catan, lol (to be fair we're almost all chronic whiners when playing games together -- blame my parents). Hell, if you know me from online poker you know that winning or losing I'm going to find something to complain about. Speaking of poker -- yeah, I'm done for a bit. Cashed out to put everything into football for the season. If only PokerStars or FullTilt had a sportsbook...

So yeah, it is the first week I've ever tried my hand at preseason football, but I'm not going to make personal excuses -- I'll blame it all on turnovers, lol.

I'll be back later today with a write up for the Jags/'Fins game.
 

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Thx guys. What's up, Donger?

I don't care what it is, I don't take losing lightly, lol, I'm very competitive -- ask my family how much they like me when we play cards or Settlers of Catan, lol (to be fair we're almost all chronic whiners when playing games together -- blame my parents). Hell, if you know me from online poker you know that winning or losing I'm going to find something to complain about. Speaking of poker -- yeah, I'm done for a bit. Cashed out to put everything into football for the season. If only PokerStars or FullTilt had a sportsbook...

So yeah, it is the first week I've ever tried my hand at preseason football, but I'm not going to make personal excuses -- I'll blame it all on turnovers, lol.

I'll be back later today with a write up for the Jags/'Fins game.

I've been playing some MTT and SNG on FTP. Not much success. Should I worry about cheating, i.e. other players and/or site itself? I'm starting w/$100. What advice can you give on building a bankroll? Have you posted any tidbits about online poker I can go back and read?
 

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Hey, JJ. I think Sit n Gos are by far the best way to build a bankroll. There are a couple of good books on Sit n Gos out there, plus Dan Harrington's tourney books are good to pick up a lot of the fundamentals necessary for making decisions involving all your chips, which is where you'll almost always be in a sit n go when you play tight early, as you should. I was experienced at a lot of card games before I picked up poker, so I started off winning at the small stakes right away after studying a couple of books. I'm a big believer in studying the game away from the table. Any reasonably intelligent person should be able to beat small stakes by putting into practice the basics learned in books.

You can have a good EV overlay in MTTs but still empty a small bankroll because there is so much variance.

One piece of advice for both SnG and MTT is to avoid turbos when possible, as you're forced to gamble a lot sooner than you would in a non-turbo event.

I wouldn't worry about FTP or any of the major sites being rigged, though if you play a lot of Omaha 8/B PL sit n gos it will feel rigged because you can hit bad stretches of losing all of your 60/40 favored type match ups.
 

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Okay, time to break the write up turnover jinx here, folks, lol. I also like CAR and the Over in the other game, and have picked up 1.5 points on the total in that game getting 32.5, and 2 points on the total for the JAX/MIA game, nabbing the near opener of 31.5. As both of these games rate to be close, getting an Over that is below 33 is a nice bonus, as 33 is a fairly key number in preseason games, as a late touchdown by a team that makes the score 16-17 means they'll go for 2 leaving the final total on 33 or 35, as happened in the SF/DEN game, where all of us with the Over 34 in the game saw our sudden 50/50 chance of a cover crawl up luck's ass and die.

Jaguars @ Dolphins

There was only one major coaching change for either one of these teams during the offseason – the Jaguars brought in Mel Tucker to be defensive coordinator. Their defensive scheme will stay mostly the same, as far as I know, with head coach Del Rio being more involved on that side of the ball than he’s been in the past.

Offensively, the Jaguars hope to keep their O-line healthy this year, their main failing early last season. The Jaguars’ starting O-line will feature many new faces this season, which usually leads to early struggles. The Dolphins had great luck with their O-line health last year, not losing a body until LG Smiley broke a leg more than halfway through the regular season. Other than that, the unit was intact, and 4 of the 5 starters will be back in place this year.

I think Miami’s main objective in this game will be to give backup QB’s Henne and newly drafted White some snaps running basic plays. You know Miami will be using the versatile White in some Wildcat formations this year – I’m just not sure that Miami is interested in tipping off the rest of the league as to what these plays will be in the preseason. Mark Pennington down for two series at best tonight, as preserving his health is paramount to the success of the team. Word has it that Henne has looked really sharp in camp and that Ricky Williams is in better shape than last year – not so good for a play on the Jags, but good for the Over, lol. Pat White, on the other hand, has had a hard time going through his reads and getting rid of the ball before the 3 second sack bell is rung. Being preweek game #1, I’d expect Henne and White to play a fairly equal amount of series.

Coach Del Rio of the Jaguars is a bit of a meathead in that he likes to risk injuries to his starting QBs by playing them more series than average in the preseason. Last year Garrard got a minimum of 3 series in all 4 pre games. This goes a long way to explaining why Del Rio has the best preseason winning % of any coach that has been with his team for at least a few years, compiling a 17-7 record.

The Jaguars, like the Dolphins, don’t have much NFL experience behind their starting QBs, but they at least have one veteran, Todd Bouman, who brings his dozen years of bench riding in the NFL to the Jags this year. Todd sports 230 career pass attempts in 12 years with his now 6th different team. If he can remember which side he’s throwing to when on the field he may have a little bit of success in this contest. 3rd on the Jags depth chart is 2nd year Tulsa man Paul Smith. Neither team has a 4th QB currently, as it appears the Jags no longer have rookie Todd Boeckman on the roster. So Bouman and Smith versus Henne and White is pretty near a draw.

This game should play out, actually, to something pretty near a draw, unless the Dolphins decide to start running the new Wildcat plays they’ll use with White. The total in this game opened at 31.5 & 32. Both of these teams had below average defenses last year, while only the Dolphins had an above average offense, as injuries and poor depth at WR kept the Jag offense from being it’s usually potent running machine self.

So while neither team has enough offensive depth to turn this into an above average scoring game for preweek #1 (34-35 points), neither does either team have enough defense to turn it into a decidedly below average scoring game for preweek #1, which is where this total at 31.5 opened. I see two possible outcomes for this game. 1. The Dolphins run a vanilla offense with Henne and White, and the Jaguars win a close one. 2. The Dolphins open up the playbook and score a little more, prompting the competitive Del Rio to try and keep pace, pushing this game over the low total and still providing the Jags with a chance at covering the +3. So I’m thinking wagers on the Jags +3 and the Over 31.5 will result in a split at worst.

Final Score Prediction: Jaguars 20 – Dolphins 17
 

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Things started swimmingly during this first ever attempt at preseason handicapping. On both Thursday and Friday I momentarily got as high as +5 units, only to slide back to -1 on Saturday after a rash of turnovers across several games, and ended up the week minus a play with a little extra juice at -1.14. The turnovers did in fact continue through Monday night -- an even split in JAX/Miami, but -4 with the Panthers butter fingers 4 losing fumbles. JAX outgained by Miami by 25 yards and lost by 3. CAR had 3 less yards than the Giants and lost by 7 with the end of the game sack/fumble/touchdown. I wasn't watching the end of the game, having taken my son to the park instead (tivo as usual missed recording the last 3 minutes) -- did the Panthers' QB just give the ball to the Giants to run it in and end the game? Coach Fox is really to blame for not covering us the spread in this one. After Cantwell's impressive TD drive with less than 3 minutes to play, Fox went for, and go the tie. WTF? It's preseason, Johnny, just kick the extra point and then try an onside kick for practice and everybody can go home when the clock expires one way or the other. Way to complicate things by tying the game with just 2 minutes left. Lame.
Oh yeah, and thanks JAX and Miami for going 0 for 5 in the red zone -- that's reallllly going to help my Over. The teams combined for enough yards to score 36 points by the averages. Coach Del Rio -- when you're obviously going to go for it on 4th down , not playing for the tie (did you see that, coach Fox?) with less than 3 minutes to go, facing 3rd and 4 on the Miami 5, why not run the ball, as it's the strength of your team, instead of letting your rook throw 2 incompletions? Coach Del Rio, we all thought you liked to win preaseson games! Way to go, meathead!
 

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rise, I actually had many more plays than that, lol. I do make a lot of plays normally in the regular season, but even I will concede I had too many plays for my first attempt at preseason handicapping. I don't post all my plays here, just some write ups, so I'm not tracking an official record here. Everything I did last week is open to the public online now. But like I said before, the write ups were a bit jinxed this week in terms of lopsided turnover margins. Thx for wishing me a better week 2, even if it's 100% sarcastic. You may not know me, but many do, and you can find my record for the last 5+ years online if you wish, and then maybe rethink your decision to get your panties in a twist over a 14 game sample.
 

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Cruncher made me some nice coin last season. You're money in my book cruncher. Looking forward to the upcoming season.

Lu
 

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