We all know Melania is back in Slovakia.
Baron is now on his own at NYU, he'll hook up some hot Palestinian chick, get his cherry popped then he'll be wearing a keffiyeh, puffing on a blunt, and chanting death to America.
The poor kid has rebellion written all over him. You know Melania has been talking shit about Trump to him for years. Bet he hates the Don as much as she does.