The Meat Vendors Glare Ahead....

[educatedrebel1]

My Fellow Meatpipes,

Somewhere Out In The Night, Love Is Going To Find Me. Pam Anderson Couldn't Accept All Of The Pork We Had For Her As She Tired Out Before I Polished Her Off. Next Weeks Ho.....jennifer Aniston, And Believe Me, She's A Squealpiggy, So Lets Not Disappoint Her. Onto The Good Shit In Hand Here......another Good Weekend Had By All Bringing My Record To 13-3 Ytd. I Have 2 Systems In Effect For Next Weekend, And I Have To Admit When I See 1 Of Them, My Nuts Do The "turtle."

I Must Say That Judging By The Early Lines, If We, The Fellow Meat Vendors, Were To Play Every Dog On The Board Next Week, I'm Sure We'd Cash, I'd Even Take That A Step Further By Saying We'd Win At Least 9 Of The Games, As It Appears To Be A Tough Week For The Public With Alot Of Low Point Spreads. But, Again, The Meat Vendors See Thru The Oddsmakers Deceptions By Defiling Them And Cashing, Then Forcing Jennifer Aniston To Disrobe For Her Romantic Interludes With The Meat Vendors.

I Have A System That Is 12-0 Which Plays Right Into Our Hands For Sunday, The Public Will Be On The Other Side...thats A Promise!!!! Any Thoughts On The Live Pup Next Week? We Will Reign As Always!!!!

Eddie Rebel

 

[mhk]

Love your posts, funny shiit, Jets win su imo..

 

[educatedrebel1]

Mhk

In This Business, I Have Simply Compounded The True Assets That Make Up "the Winning Guys Formula On Sundays." Money, Beer, And Tattooing Some Chicks Ass For 5 Minutes Before Falling Asleep. Anything Longer Than 5 Minutes Is Like A Job.....already Got One Of Those. So Therefore True Stress Relief Lies In Doing What We, The Meat Vendors, Do Best.......win, Drink, And Get Laid...this Is, What Part Of Our Winnings Go For, Although We Don't Realize It, Its Just Camouflaged.

1 Of My Systems For Next Week, Does Not Involve The Jets Game, So Therefore, I Cannot Reveal It, But If Somebody Were To Come Up With The Right Team, I Would Let The Cat Out Of The Bag Before Saturday Night. Do You Think They'll Start Vinny This Week?? What Do They Have To Lose?? I'll Take Every Dog On The Board If Somebody Else Plays Every Favorite. Until Then Cunnilingus Rules.....bald Kitty Is My Favorite Flavor

The Meat Vendor...

Eddie Rebel

 

[beerformyhorses]

Funny Shit Eddie And The Vendors. Im Liking The Cardinals To Upset The Panthers. Carolina Going On The Road After Mon. Night. Josh Mcown Looked Pretty Good In Mexico And What Favre Did To The Panthers I Can See Arizona Offense Doing The Same Thing.

Look Forward To Your System Play. Lets Cash This Weekend.



Beerformyhorses

 

[educatedrebel1]

Beer,

Good To Hear From You My Friend, And As I Expected, You Chose The Right Team. After We Cash, You'll Get To Be The First To Do "road Construction" On Jennifer Anistons Body. Fyi......remember, When Shes On All 4's , If She Farts, You're Doing Something Right, Make The Meat Vendors Proud!!

History Repeats Itself...sorta Like The Ugly Chick At The Bar You Wake Up Next To Sometimes, It May Have Been Great The Night Before For The Fix, But Reality Plays Its Ugly Hand The Following Morning.

Halloween 2004..(35 Years Ago I Was Made On This Date In The Back Of A Mustang At A Party)

Philadelphia Was A 7 1/2 Chalk At Home Against The Baltimore Ravens. Final Score ....philadelphia 15 Baltimore 10

Pittsburgh Was A 3 Point Home Dog Against New England...... Final Score...... Pittsburgh 34 New England 20

Then...on November 7, Last Year....philadelphia Traveled To Pittsurgh As A 1 1/2 Road Favorite Over The Steelers. Pittsburgh Pummeled Philadelphia 27-3.

So Whats The System?????

Here Goes.....

Play Against A Non-divisional Away Favorite Off A Home Favorite Straight Up Win, That Did Not Cover The Point Spread, And They're Playing A Team Off A Straight Up Win.

Last Week..... Carolina Was A 7 1/2 Chalk On Monday Night, That Won Straight Up, Yet Failed To Cover Against Green Bay.

Arizona Was A 2 1/2 Point Chalk In Mexico Against San Francisco, And Won The Game Straight Up.

The System Has A Record Of 16-2 Ats. If The Away Team Is Favored By 7 Points Or Less, Its A Perfect 12-0.

October 9, 2005 (first System Post Of The New Week) Play Against The Carolina Panthers

Play On The Arizona Cardinals

Jennifer Aniston Is A Carolina Panthers Fan, We Must Deliver The Meat Sandwich To Her, Unlike Brad Pitt Ever Could, And Right The Wrong, As Only A True Meat Vendor Would.

Enjoy!!

Eddie Rebel

 

[srbunny]

great writeup (..)

 

[mhk]

Jets win (with Griese at the helm), what a shocker, lol..

 

[THEBUFFROCK]

ouch........0-2, guess the sausage got "bobbitted"

 

[beerformyhorses]

hey eddie, its a long season, bounce back. that is twice now that carolina has screwed us this year. they also beat new england when you (we) were on the pats. oh well cant win all the time.

best of luck and keep the meat stories coming.

beerformyhorses

 

[SlamTheMeat]

Rebel, It was good to have a beer with you this weekend. We'll have to get Jen next week. Sorry you didn't follow my plays, only wish I had time yesterday to post them. 2-0 in 12" up the a** plays. Talk to you later. SlamTheMeat:drink: