HELLO!!!!!! Good for a chuckle plus:
I complained about my recent electric bill - they wrote me back!
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your
anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted
that you have no choice. We are a big company and you
will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have
the power, you need the power. , Too bad, so sad. Sucks
to be you. We have enclosed a little picture to help
outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those
checks coming, loser!
Sincerely,
Your Local Power Co
I complained about my recent electric bill - they wrote me back!
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your
anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted
that you have no choice. We are a big company and you
will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have
the power, you need the power. , Too bad, so sad. Sucks
to be you. We have enclosed a little picture to help
outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those
checks coming, loser!
Sincerely,
Your Local Power Co
