The first night Jason got stoned

[DennizdaMenace]

I and my buddy were bout 15 at the time..we sat in his living round 2 am and took some hits off some killa 70`s mex gold..His 10 year old nephew Jason lay asleep 10' from us on the living room couch..I watched in horror and amusement as my buddy said to me.." Hey XXXXXX, watch this"..He proceed to take a GIANT hit off the J in his mouth..I can`t remember if he covered Jason`s nose or his mouth with his palm..And he proceeded to blow a giant hit of weed down Jason`s respiratory tract..He did it twice..After the second hit, the kid turned on his side and coughed violently and threw up..All while still asleep..I am sure Jason had some fascinating dreams that night...

Moral of the story--Years later Jason shows up on my doorstep..Big pot head now..He starts to boast about the first time he ever got stoned with this girl behind the barn..I stop him in his tracks and tell him the TRUE time he first ever got stoned..The time he was asleep and my buddy got him high..Shook the fuck out of him and left him speechless.....


Alll this talk bout pot around here thought I`d share this story

 

[5starbomb]

I and my buddy were bout 15 at the time..we sat in his living round 2 am and took some hits off some killa 70`s mex gold..His 10 year old nephew Jason lay asleep 10' from us on the living room couch..I watched in horror and amusement as my buddy said to me.." Hey XXXXXX, watch this"..He proceed to take a GIANT hit off the J in his mouth..I can`t remember if he covered Jason`s nose or his mouth with his palm..And he proceeded to blow a giant hit of weed down Jason`s respiratory tract..He did it twice..After the second hit, the kid turned on his side and coughed violently and threw up..All while still asleep..I am sure Jason had some fascinating dreams that night...

Moral of the story--Years later Jason shows up on my doorstep..Big pot head now..He starts to boast about the first time he ever got stoned with this girl behind the barn..I stop him in his tracks and tell him the TRUE time he first ever got stoned..The time he was asleep and my buddy got him high..Shook the fuck out of him and left him speechless.....


Alll this talk bout pot around here thought I`d share this story

pretty lame trying to get a 10 year old high

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Bomb-Just telling a 33 year old story..It was different inthe 70`s..Weed was everywhere in my neighborhood..Little Jason was a no good rascal who grew up into a untrustworthy individual..Maybe it was the dope he inhaled that night..Lookin back on it..I think it was funny as fuck

 

[Highdaddy]

I and my buddy were bout 15 at the time..we sat in his living round 2 am and took some hits off some killa 70`s mex gold..His 10 year old nephew Jason lay asleep 10' from us on the living room couch..I watched in horror and amusement as my buddy said to me.." Hey XXXXXX, watch this"..He proceed to take a GIANT hit off the J in his mouth..I can`t remember if he covered Jason`s nose or his mouth with his palm..And he proceeded to blow a giant hit of weed down Jason`s respiratory tract..He did it twice..After the second hit, the kid turned on his side and coughed violently and threw up..All while still asleep..I am sure Jason had some fascinating dreams that night...

Moral of the story--Years later Jason shows up on my doorstep..Big pot head now..He starts to boast about the first time he ever got stoned with this girl behind the barn..I stop him in his tracks and tell him the TRUE time he first ever got stoned..The time he was asleep and my buddy got him high..Shook the fuck out of him and left him speechless.....


Alll this talk bout pot around here thought I`d share this story

that wouldn't get anybody stoned/high

 

[Dubpoet]

All these drugs threads have offended me.

 

[-Slim-]

funny as hell, unless you stop for a second and think about it......

 

[Hookandcrook+]

funny as hell, unless you stop for a second and think about it......

and your the one getting mad about Player making fun of the spelling bee kids.

 

[GameBreaker]

:ughhh:

 

[5starbomb]

that wouldn't get anybody stoned/high

yes it would its called shotgun.. my ex gf smoked and we did that all the time... obviously 1 hit maybe wouldnt get him high unless its some dank shit but it can definitely get you high

 

[whalewager]

U Mfrs Need To Get Jobs

 

[raiderguy]

way to help screw up a kid's life. good job man u dumbass.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

way to help screw up a kid's life. good job man u dumbass.

I did not do it..Or would I have thought of doing it...It was 1976 and every where you turned in the neighborhood there was weed and ludes..So yes ..as Pink Floyds Dark Side of The Moon played on..Little Jason got stoned and dremt of Candyland..He was a brat..Lier..Weed Bogart(In later years)..Actually I`ll tell you a story-

Everday little Jason would come to me and say--"Hey man..Got a joint?"..He was one of these fuckers if he had his own weed you would never see him..

One day I rolled up a joint for him..As I did this I picked my nose and put a large hair included booger in his joint....And gave him it..

Later as I watched him smoke it..It flared up when he hit the booger..And he remarked--"Hey man This weed taste like coke"..

You see I personally indulged in the Bolivian flake a little too..In the 70`s:missingte

 

[DELSOLII]

that wouldn't get anybody stoned/high

what about people that blow smoke into a box that has a cat in it?

 

[Highdaddy]

what about people that blow smoke into a box that has a cat in it?

the man said he blew TWO hits of second hand smoke in the guys mouth

that WILL NOT get anybody stoned, any real stoner would agree

 

[DennizdaMenace]

the man said he blew TWO hits of second hand smoke in the guys mouth

that WILL NOT get anybody stoned, any real stoner would agree

Wrong my friend..2 solid hits of 70`s Columbian..Shotgunned into the respiratory tract of a ten year old will send him to Lala land..Why did the kid get up coughing and puking while still asleep..then lay himself back down?.

Forgot to mention too..My buddy told me the kid slept in till about 11 AM when he was an 8AM riser on most days:missingte

 

[mlfp]

how is this thread staying alive?

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Johnny "Bump" City "Bump"hus