You just can’t make this shit up!
The Navy is hell-bent on adjusting job titles to suit gender equality, but the bureaucracy is stumped on changing the clerical position of “yeoman” and has mulled over alternatives like “yeo-person” and “yeo-specialist” as replacements.
But up to this point, Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy Michael D. Stevens has rejected all these new alternatives to the administrative position of yeoman, The New York Times reports.
I have a few suggestions…
Yeo-androgynous or how about yeo-heshe or yeo-shehe depending on how PC you want to be or maybe yeo-dykefag. The list could be endless.