The difference between my lawyer and my bookie

[Teddykgb]

Talked with my lawer today and he tells me his firm wants the $4500 up front or wont take the case, the oringinal offer was $2500 up front and 2k spread over 60months interest free. told him to fuck off!

Called my bookie today and metioned i filed bk and it was because of all the cash withdraws i had taken out to pay him and that i'd hit rock bottom so what could he do for me, and he asks.

how much you owe me?

i say $2500

he asks how much can you pay me to make us both happy?

i say $600 and call my slate clear.

Johney say's keep $100 give me $500 and lose my number.

 

[OutSmart]

nice

 

[$tinky]

Yeah bookies are cool.

 

[Teddykgb]

I said "look johney you've got me for 60-70k over the last 8yrs" and he comes back with "at least".

had to laugh to keep from crying.

 

[beefdiesel]

do you post games on this website? You would have been the ultimate fade%^_

 

[Teddykgb]

I forgot this moment and i know most wont believe it but it's true- johney said " if you want i can give you a $500 4 team parlay, if it hits i take my 2k and the rest is yours if it loses it's on me but then you have to pay me the oringinal 2k in a year" i declined.

 

[$tinky]

i respect that you paid ur bookie. most folks i've seen file, have told their bookie to go get fucked.

 

[Teddykgb]

do you post games on this website? You would have been the ultimate fade%^_

next year im going to post all my nba plays here in the rr under the title 'mr. square' its a bit that ppeter used to do but stopped for some reason, it's the ultimate fade.

 

[MIMS]

You need help

 

[Teddykgb]

just found out it's spelled ' lawyer' wow! i am a dipshit!!!

 

[MIMS]

just found out it's spelled ' lawyer' wow! i am a dipshit!!!

Maybe Mrs. Thompson can give you your first-grade diploma now. In second grade you can learn money management.

 

[Teddykgb]

Maybe Mrs. Thompson can give you your first-grade diploma now. In second grade you can learn money management.

WHO'S THAT JAKES GRANDMA?

 

[kidslick]

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