The BEST part about not having a WIFE anymore?

max1234 · May 26, 2003

LOL.... Judge, I kept looking for that last reply in the wrong thread. I'm gonna take a nap!
Have a great Holiday!

JudgeWapner · May 26, 2003

Likewise.

Journeyman · May 26, 2003

Judge, he`d drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer too...

My grandfather use to drink that stuff......

Bean... " hunny, Jesus christ, get me another Pabst!"

JudgeWapner · May 26, 2003

Pabst or maybe Schlitz.

Journeyman · May 26, 2003

Judge you got me in the wrong thread too,lol.

BTW Judge its rained 37 days since April first here in Md. And its rained everday since last Tuesday! You ain`t missing anything!

THE SHRINK · May 26, 2003

Ok...

I can only imagine but the best part about not having a wifie around is to be able to do whatever the f uck I wanted whenever the F uck I wanted!

JudgeWapner · May 26, 2003

JM hopefully by Mid June the rain will be gone.

ericdixon · May 26, 2003

Journey you are absolutely right about that but my relationship with the immediate in-laws is so bad it works to my advantage now, my wife and I have to take separate vacations so she can go home and I go wherever I want, Nice!

PanchoSanza · May 26, 2003

Can't beat the free sex though.

Journeyman · May 26, 2003

Pancho you call that free

?

Thats the least you should get for the trouble.

vinividivinci · May 26, 2003

Shrink

Is Edipus the same guy as Homer's "Oedipus"?

LOL!!

VVV

Angelle · May 26, 2003

LOL...
ya'll are hilarious.

Max gives away houses
Strutt gives away jewlery
and Judge knows where to put it...

DAMN I AM IN!

P.S Pancho... I hate to break it to you. IT ain't free... you are paying out the ass for it

SDSmanager · May 26, 2003

Gentlemen..please remember..
LOVE IS BLIND, BUT MARRIAGE IS AN EYE OPENER..
"IAM NOT SAYIN, I AM JUST SAYIN"...
Happy Memorial Day..

Chewbacca · May 26, 2003

What's the difference between Inlaws and Outlaws?

Outlaws are WANTED!

Lame joke I know; have a great holiday guys.

soccerbob · May 26, 2003

Oh, where do I begin?

No more:

#1- nagging

#2- ball-busting (not the same as nagging)

#3- "Honey, can we talk?"

#4- "What are you thinking?

#5- questions about topics that you couldn't possibly f**king care less about.

#6- aggrevation

#7- get togethers with family or friends you can't stand (this includes your wife).

This list could go up to #100.

Angelle · May 26, 2003

Never been married and don't think I will after reading all these posts...

YIKES ya'll make it sound scarey.

I felt sorry for my dad.. cause my mom's family is CRAZY. But he won that battle as well mom only vists with the ones he likes as well, and he can use the football excuse for anything.... I started using it as well. It works great in my family. You can get out of anything to watch football.
Thanksgiving is interesting to say the least at my house. We all go to the duck hunting camp. Wake up early and hunt.. then we sit on the couch to eat thanksgiving dinner and watch football crap. Dad mad thanksgiving the manly man holiday.. we can only do manly things!
Its kinda fun actually..

But after all these posts I AM STAYING UNMARRIED FOREVER!!!!!!

SENDITIN · May 26, 2003

"But after all these posts I AM STAYING UNMARRIED FOREVER!!!!!!"

Ding dong the witch is dead. The male population is spared the agony!

Angelle · May 26, 2003

Journeyman · May 26, 2003

There is no reason in this day and age in the US to be married ,the risk far outweighs any long term benefits!

`Nuff said! (I had to say that once)

scott · May 26, 2003

Got married in PA and imeadiatly moved to Las Vegas 34 yrs ago. Been here and married (same girl) ever since. See in-laws 'bout once a decade. Getting lucky with the right girl is the key though...ScottyS