That "head on" commercial...

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saw this in another forum (not gambling related) and it made me LOL

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I'm not sure how many people have seen the commercial on TV for a head ointment called "head on" but it's really annoying. It shows some lady rubbing the product on her forehead while the narrator says "Head On, apply to forehead..." and they run this in a loop. Well, anyways, I find it really annoying and I decided to make a rant about it and I'm hoping it's not too far by the forum standards. It's also notable that this rant narrates what I think, not anything I did so keep that in mind before calling the cops.

What grinds my gears is that "Head On" commercial with that lady rubbing that stick on her head repeatedly while the narrator says "Head On, apply to the forehead..." becuse it's just plain annoying. Whoever requires the visual and audio instructions to figure out a product intended for rubbing on the forehead is a dumbass and that woman there with her smile like she's just holding back words in the lines of "I'm getting $500 to do this and look like a stupid ditz" and now all day I'm stuck with that damned voice in my head saying "Head on apply to forehead" which really doesn't help in the 5pm rush hour traffic when I'm trying to get home but some idiot in front of me is going the speed limit and taking both lanes and when I'm finally able to pass her up it turns out to be that damned "Head On" lady and at that point I go berzerk and stop my car in front of her, get out, walk over and break her window and start slamming the "Head On" stick into her face until she starts bleeding all while yelling "apply to forehead!" then I get home and decide to smoke a cig but realize I accidently dropped the pack when applying that stick to the "Head On" lady's face so I take my anger out on the neighbors gerbil. After that I go home and watch the news.
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Yep that commercial sucks and theres another one on now with a different product does the same thing I cant remember what it is though
 

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NBC Nightly news had a piece on that commercial at the end of their broadcast. They were saying how well that product was doing because of the commercial being so annoying.

What's more annoying then that commercial is the Dodge commercial with "Dr. Z" crashing the car. I have never seen a commercial played that much!
 

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as soon as i get my head 'round you
i come around catching sparks off you

i get an electric charge from you
a second-hand livin' it just won't do

(guitar)

and the way i feel tonight
i could die and i wouldn't mind
'cause there's somethin' goin' on inside

makes you wanna feel
makes you wanna try
makes you wanna blow the stars from the sky

and you can't stand up
you can't sit down
you can't get your head up off the ground
 

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I agree.

But say what you want, people are talking about it and can repeat the commercial.

The guy who invented that is smart and got his money's worth.

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I think it's extortion, the commercial gives you a headache and you need their product to get rid of it.
 

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Saw another fake ad for headaches that said: "Also available in suppository"

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The original poster is an idiot. he cant even get the quote right. it's "Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." and the other product from the makers of head on is activeon. what a stupid piece of shit.
 
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Fat Tony said:
What's more annoying then that commercial is the Dodge commercial with "Dr. Z" crashing the car. I have never seen a commercial played that much!

I hate Dr.Z if I see a commerical with Dr.Z in it I change the
channel. :pucking:
 

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Jacobim Mugatu said:
The original poster is an idiot. he cant even get the quote right. it's "Head on. Apply directly to the forehead." and the other product from the makers of head on is activeon. what a stupid piece of shit.
The original post is a cut and paste from another forum by someone not from here, it's also few weeks old.

What are you so worked up for? We're talking about a commercial.
 

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RobFunk said:
The original post is a cut and paste from another forum by someone not from here, it's also few weeks old.

What are you so worked up for? We're talking about a commercial.

That's his MO Funk. Trying to stir shit up. Just ignore it.
 

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