I'm your entire life.
There is a reason you won't accept ban bets with me. There is a reason you can't agree not to mention each other. There is a reason you check to see if I'm logged in. There is a reason you check all my posts. I'm all you got.
Want to bet my there are more than 1 of my last 100 posts that are not about you?
Name the amount, shit stain.