Ten Messages from Tom Brady's Answer Machine.

[miked429]

hi is this tom? yes it is.who is this?its lander.hi lander what can i do for you?tom my butt hole is so swollen from your dong.hold on lander this is tom brady.oh i thought this was tom from the pillow bitter cafe.

 

[miked429]

lander know thats funny.

 

[wilheim]

Go figure - Hi Tom, its Paris Hilton, I was wondering if you ever wanted to be in a home video?

Tom, George W. here. Listen, I don't care which one you choose—Jenna or the other one, what's-her-name—anyways, show her a good time, keep her out of trouble and Dick says he can add Carolina to the Axis of Evil.

Hi Tom --

Quick question - does Dubya seem as stupid in person?

 

[Kodiak7]

lol..This is one of the single best threads I have ever read!

Wilheim the it's drew one is great!

[This message was edited by Kodiak7 on January 21, 2004 at 06:43 PM.]

 

[wilheim]

Talk about cold. Just picked this up from TB's machine.

Tom , Coach Bellichick here. Just remember you are one injury away from playing in buffalo.

 

[wilheim]

Just so the thread don't die.

Hey Tom, it's Peyton, I'm having trouble getting into my house tonight - somebody put an end zone in front of it!

Larry from French Lick, Brady just don't forget, you are still only #2.